Pork's Meaty Bio
Sailor Pork's Meaty Bio

Real Name: EJ
Age:15
B-day: December 13, 1985
Height: 5'1"
Interests: *N Sync, 2gether, music, dancing, acting, drawing/sketching, Internet, phone, shopping, writing, watching TV, etc.
Dislikes: people who think they’re cool when they’re not, snobby bitches, hypocrites, people who talk behind your back, urban sluts, bossy people, liars, stalkers, guys who likes girls for their looks and sluttyness, teenyboppers, posers (especially wack ass ones), dumb commercials (like that stupid B-OING commerical. Wtf??) homework, etc.
Future Plans: going to a good college, having a good future, being somewhere in the arts or entertainment biz.
Nationality: filipino
Weight: erm, I forget
Color eyes, hair: eyes-brown; hair-black
Boyfriend/Crush: (all nicknames) Jojo, Nah, Noah-look-a-like
Faves
Food: Japanese (sushi!), Chinese, Filipino, Mexican, Italian
Sites: humor sites, sites w/ personality quizzes
Kind of Music: pop, R&B, some oldies, and a lil' alternative
Movies: Probably X-Men for now. Big Momma’s House was hella hilarious though.
Animal: baby pigs, puppies, kittens & seals
Game: board games like Monopoly, Mall Madness, Perfect Match & Sunka
Candy: Toblerone, Mamba, Crunch, chocolate mints, anything w/ hazelnut or hawaiian macadamia nuts
Stores: Robinsons*May, Dapy, Baskin Robins, Starbucks, Jamba Juice, Miller’s Outpost, etc.
Places: Six Flags, Disneyland/world, Hawaii, Philippines, Florida, & where I live right now
Color: metallic turquoise, orange & silver
Actors/Actresses: Noah Bastian, Philip Glen Van-Dyke, Lisa Kudrow, Sandra Bullock
Sport: b-ball, paddleball, ping-pong (lol, I suck @ sports)
Shows: 2gether, Noah Knows Best, Friends, Sailor Moon, Card Captor Sakura (lol, shut up--it’s cute)
Music Videos: "Learn to Fly" by: Foo Fighters (lol),some *N Sync ones; 2gether ones, “Ex-Girlfriend” by: No Doubt
Songs: songs by *N Sync, 2gether, Destiny’s Child, some oldies, etc.
E-mail: SailorPork@keepitnsync.zzn.com
AOL SN: Skeetogurl
Where you from: Cali
Fave Member: Chris Kirkpatrick (Chris…ROCKS)
Fave Quote: "What goes around comes around."
Personal Quote: "I want me a cup of jo…jo!"
Fave section that you did: "The Mr. Teen USA transcript"
>>Shoutouts: First of all…whazzzap to Porky, Beef, Turkey, Ham and Jay for helping to keep this site running w/ their creative ideas. Mucho props to the people who sign our g-book and not end up in the hatemail corner (you guys rule, seriously) Oh, and shout-outs to the meaty ppl who e-mails us just for the hell of it (yeah, you guys ROCK). Whut up to my buddehs @ school---Rachel, Natasha aka Nikki Mouse, Famil, Liz, BJ, Summer, Belem, Irene, etc & in the Congo…Janelle, Shantyl, Juliene, Dianne, Jenny, Alpha, etc. Oh, and last but not least, I wanna thank *N Sync. *sounds like Justin in Teen Awards* Without you guys, we wouldn't even be here. *sniff* I is out.
Um, Pork?