Real Name: Joey “Feed Me” Fatone
Food: anything that is edible that I manage to fit into my belly.
It really didn't take me 5 hours to do this...really..
Age: 21 (imma party hardy at the Afterpartays!)
B-day: January 28, 1978 (So are ya gonna get me what I want this year?? *wink*
Height: 6’0 or something (I grow an inch everytime I go clubbin’)
Interests: Superman, girls, girls, girls (I come when they call my name or not), porno mags (where my girls at?!) , buying Superman undies at WallMart, flirt (girls just want it, don’t they?)
Dislikes: girls who goes for Justin and JC instead of me (that just ain’t right), JC’s good metabolism (It should be me!), Lou Pearlman (I want a damn girlfriend. Oops, *cough* I am already married to the fans. *wink*), the way the Sailor Meats always make fun of me and my *cough* structure, the way Sailor Toothpick says that I dance all “hammy” (it ain’t my fault…), the way ppl don’t get my jokes (‘cause I’m just a fun-guy), excersizing, the way girls checks out JC and Justin and don’t notice me (why do you think I dyed my hair red?), the way people don’t believe I’m Superman (I can do a hundred ladies in the speed of light!)
Future Plans: getting laid and living in a harem with 300 girls (yeah, baybee) and keep on making music (‘cause I’m good that way…), finding a way to have a solo in the next album or so
Nationality: I’m an Italian Stallion (you can ride me anytime)
Weight: "tilt"
Color eyes, hair: (like smooth chocolate all over yo body, baby), hair- it varies (it depends if I’m just Joey, or if I’m SuperJoey.)
Girlfriend/Crush: my hoes, the 300 girls in my harem, the girls I just did yesterday, too many to name (or maybe I just forgot them all…)
Faves
Sites: porno sites, food sites
Kind of Music: music that’ll “jazz” up the women in my bed
Movies:Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the green little men reminds me of peas.)
Animal: me (I can be anything you want)
Game: Tomb Raider 3 (‘cause I get to stare at Laura Croft’s ass everytime without getting slapped)
Stores: Victoria’s Secret (uhh…I buy my perfume there…)
Places: strip joints, Orlando Clubs (I’m a wild, wild thang), Afterparties, my “harem”, restaurants, McDonalds, Arby’s, Burger King, Kentucky Fried Chicken, more.
Color: purple
Actors/Actresses: Lance (oh he looked so attractive in “Touched By An Angel” didn’t he?)
Sport: I like to jet-ski (is that even a sport? I also like to do a lil’ sumphin’ sumphin’ in the bedroom…)
Shows: Shasta McNasty (N is for Nasty, which I do constantly…)
Music Videos: the MMC one’s JC used to do, “Bad Touch” by: The Bloodhound Gang, “Back That Thing Up” by: Juvenile, “Stronger” by Britney (screw Justin), Jennifer Lopez’s videos
Songs: "I'm a little Tea-pot"
E-mail: Pimpdaddy76@hot-male.com (*like fat bastard* Get in mah belly.)
AOL SN: Flirt78
Where you from: the strip joint around the corner
Fave Member: Lance (sometimes you just can’t resist his beauty)
Fave Quote: “If you’re gonna have sex, make it safe sex.” (Justin is so inspirational…)
Personal Quote: “There’s so many channels to choose from!” (hint, hint)
Fave section that you did: “How to kill a band-mate”
>> Shoutouts: >> Shoutouts: First off, I’d like to say hi to my hoes and my 300 girls in my harem. I’d also like to thank Lou Pearlman for letting people realize that I ain’t the fattest man on earth. Much props to my homie Justin for letting me and JC borrow some “thug appeal” from his Ebonics Tape (even though it didn’t suit us). I want to say ‘wazzup’ to my family (I need another home, for special reasons) for letting me stay in the house and eating all of our food. Thanx to mom for cooking those yummay spaghetti dinners I love. I want to thank my bro. Steve for taping me and my hoes together so I won’t forget their names (unfortunately I still do). Much love to all our fans (at least I know ppl love me…*sniff*) for listening to the music we love to sing. (‘Giddy Up’ is my personal favorite. Heh.) I also want to thank the Sailor Meats for not running away and for putting my face as the cursor in their site when no one signed the guestbook. Thank you, meats! No one else would’ve done it! Anyway, I just want to give another shout out to the hoes I forgot throughout the days of *N Sync and so forth. Much props to the strip joints for letting alla us in (even lil’ ol’ Justin) to get our mojos on. I think I wrote a lot and so…yeah. Gee, that Hooked On Phonics thing did work!