*N Sync: Under the covers, er Undercover


Undercover: *N Route to *N Sync

Ok, so I thought MTV would do *N Sync’s fans a favor and show *N Sync for 30 minutes, but little did I know it was something entirely different….

-Ok, first of all this shoulda been called “*N Sync crazy-ass-drunk-straight-jacket-needed-lesbian Fans: Undercover. It was like an episode of Real World. They showed like 8 minutes of *N Sync altogether and like 20 minutes of those 3 chicks, but at least they weren’t teeny boppers. It was kinda hard to tell if they were fans or not.

-WTF was up with Lancth’s position when he said, “Hi MTV, welcome to our bus!” That was some kinda Joey position with his legs spread out and up. Yuk! That’s his lil thing he does whenever his hoes are around, “Hey, babeh, welcome to mah crib.”

-LOL, Lancth said there’d be 5 or 6 fans. How sad. “One fan is gonna go out with Joey, just Joey” inside Joey’s like “HELL YES!” but he had to say “no” for the camera.

-Wow, is it me, or is this the debut of a Chris fan on TV? Those chicks like ‘em for the music. Much props.

-WTF was up wid Chris’s hurtin face. OK, you know he just saw Joey naked.

-“They like Justin ‘cuz he’s Justin” sure ok. Brad Pitt? Where the hell did they come up with Brad Pitt lookin like Justy. Oh yeah, they’re long lost twins…riight.

-“I’m a big fine woman, why don’t I back my thang up” Stop singing Joey’s song!

-Hmm, I wonder what the “Joey Cam” has on it….wait I take it back.

Lancth has no love and Joey is a speed bunny going down the slopes. Sure. WTF was up with Justin’s hit noises and the word “Sympathy haha” LOL

They can’t snowboard, well at least Joey and Lancth. They didn’t show Chris, but JC and Justin were pretty good considering they didn’t fall and this is their first time snowboarding. Damn athletic bastards.

- “Marshall”, the ski-instructor was a cutie.

Danielle is a fuckin’ leech. She’s like everywhere they go. Liked Lancth and Justy’s song on the piano even though I heard it like 5,000 times before. Who does Danielle think she is? Layin on the piano like that. Watch the piano top like fall and it brakes. LOL.

-“So I wont look stupid” Uh, too late wid your hair, buddy. I loved when Lancth said, “I’m from Mississippi” LOL. Joey fell on the slops like 20,000 times. “I dunno what the hell I’m doin.” You’re right on that one.

-Loved Lancth’s cry, “Oh my Gawd!” Oh dear, those chicks got the Bye cubed single. Dammit, I want one. JC sang pretty good with Lancth. I liked their dance moves. When they were rehersing the dancing and hardly concentrating on the singing, JC’s “now” was so fricken loud.

-Justin is a bossy bitch. He’s all “ok, let’s do the bladdy blah then the bladdy blah” “you sit over there, no! over there! Wait, it doesn’t matter” Dumbass.

-WTF was up wid Justin’s hat? Whoa, Chris and Lancth had the same pants, as for Justin and Joey. Wassup wid Justin and Chris’s sweater. Oh yeah, hardcore. LMAO, when Chris sings in the last chorus. He sounds bad in “I don’t wanna make it tough, but I had enough.”

I’m gonna get on a snowmobile and I’m gonna ride that thang…