Agent Kay: Alpha, I think I found my new partner!!!
Alpha: So have I! Damnit Kay, I found three of the best of the best to be your partner!
Agent Kay: But this kid is different, he ran down an 821 code t5!
Alpha: Do I look like I give a fuck ?!? CUZ I DON'T!
Kay: DAMNIT I WANT HIM!!!!
Alpha: Why don't we give them a test?
Kay: Alright, I'll kiddnapp the kid tomorrow!
Alpha: Now, then we have a code c49! If you take this job, you might wanna bring a stun gun!
Kay: Who is it this time?
Alpha: Nick Carter
Kay: Damn
The next day at Jeremy's apartment:
Mama: Don't forget to clean your room
Jeremy: Si, hasta luego!(Yeah, see ya later)
Mama: Mi hijo es tonto!(My son is silly)
Jeremy:(walks out of the house and sees a young girl standing by a black mercedes)Uh, hola
Kay: Hey, can I speak with you? In my car?
Jeremy: Uh, sure, have we met before?
Kay: I don't think so
Jeremy:(gets into the car and Kay speeds off)Where the hell are we going?
Kay: Thought you'd like some lunch
Jeremy:Uh, you paying?
Kay: Sure
Jeremy: Okay!
At a cheezy deli:
Kay: So can I ask you something?
Jeremy: Sure
Kay: Do you wanna part time job? It includs board and a dental plan! Although you hafta wear these crappy black suits!
Jeremy: Do you get a car?
Kay: You share it with me!
Jeremy: Cool, I'm in if I get to drive the car!
Kay: Alrite! Let's go!
Drive around for another couple until they get to a BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP (Alpha won't let me say where):
Kay: Here we are
Jeremy: Shit it looks like a warehouse
Kay: It is a warehouse Dipshit!
Jeremy: Oh (get's outta the car and climbs the stairs to the warehouse)
Kay: Damn, now I hafta use my remecence stablizer on these poor ppl who read that, Oh well HEHEHEHEHEHEHEE! MY FAVE PART OF THIS JOB!(puts the silver stick to the computer screen and BAM a flash of light goes off) Okay, you didn't read that part up above cuz you had to go pee and missed it, but figuring it's no important, you decide to read the rest of this!
Jeremy: You mean that stupid thing erases memories? Let me use it on mi mama, so she won't remind me to clean my room!
Kay: No, now then (Pushes a secret button under the door knob)Let the tests begin (and they hurtle through the dark tunnel that turns into two diffrent slides. Jeremy goes one way and Kay goes down another)
Jeremy: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-YYYYYYYY!