In the MIB's Secret Headquarters:
MIB agent Kay: That's the 8th partner I've lost this year!(sniff)
Our Boss, Alpha:Yes, so tragic...I can't believe Britney sqaushed Vee with her sillocon...So sad...
Kay: He was to young. Maybe now we can get someone who can fight back! (Kay or Ham would not really say this but...)
Alpha: Kay?
Kay: Yeah?
Alpha: SHUT UP!
Hours later, a handsom, cute, funny, sweet, smart, brave, boy named Jeremy Miguel Diez is walking down a street, when suddenly:
Guy:(Runs down the street) I've got the orb, master will be so pleased!
Policeman: Stop stop!
Jeremy:(decides to run after the guy) Hey the MAN said FREEZE!
Guy:(Keeps running)
Jeremy: Stop theif (corners him against a wall)
Guy: (Takes out a camera and shoots Jeremy in the eyes with it)
Jeremy: Hey, asshole, whaddidya do that for?
Guy:(Continues to run to a tall building and jumps on to the first ledge which is 45 ft straight up)
Jeremy: day-um!(Smashes the glass doors to the building)
Guy: (runs to the top and opens the first door [yeah, this part gets pretty boring]and there is Jeremy)
Jeremy: Que Pasa?(trans:what up?)
Guy: You don't get it, N SYNC's world is gonna end!
Jeremy: Whatever pshyco
Guy: He's coming, my master is coming, and he'll kill me, and the MIB!
Jeremy: Nice guy
Guy: (Jumps off the roof screaming like a girl)
Jeremy: Day-um, why is ppl always do that to get away from me? Is is my deoderant?
At the Police station:
Jeremy: Yes, I'm sure the guy jumped off! No, I pushed hi cuz he had a bad attitude! I am NOT A MURDERER !
Policeman: Yeah, sure
Agent Kay:(opens the door to the pd room)Is Jeremy Diez in here?
Policeman: Sure Baby and so am I!
Agent Kay: Look at the red light(pulls out a silver stick looking thing)
Policeman: Hey, if you want I can arrest you baby? You've been a very baaaaddd girl!(looks at the red light)What's that?
Kay: A reminiscence stablizer, now look at the light (Kay pushes a button and Bam, a blast catches the policeman in face)Ass!
Jeremy: What the...
Kay: Wanna ride kid?
Jeremy: Uh, sure
In Kay's MIB car(which is an all black mercedes):
Kay: So, what did the guy you ran after say to you?
Jeremy: That N SYNC's world was gonna end, and soumthing about his master distroing Mib
Kay: Did he say when?
Jeremy: No
Kay: Did he say who his Master was?
Jeremy: Nope
Kay: Damn, here's your stop (parks the car)
Jeremy: But I'm 3 blocks from my house
Kay: Jeremy, please look into the red light (BAM, another flash goes off). Okay, Jeremy, there was no guy who jumped off a building. What simply happened was that you were walking home, when you saw an old friend. You stopped to talk to that friend, and the hours flew by. (Pushes the gas pedal and speeds off into the night)
To be continued....BAM AND A FLASH OF LIGHT!