

In honor of our very first year as the Meats,
I wrote (or at least I tried) this poem for all you beautifoo' ppl
*ehem* here it goes...
Pork and Porky, they were called
And this meaty website began to crawl (???)
With other friends helping out
Sailor Meats *N Sync Heap was on it's route
Justin, Lance, Chris, Joey and JC
The site was growing and becoming pre-tty
Beef, Chicken and Turkey rounded out the crowd
We are weird, funny and kinda loud
So as you've prolly imagined,
this poem sux
But if you got a problem with it
I don't care, you slimy f*cks!
