My Meaty Poem

My Meaty Poem

In honor of our very first year as the Meats,
I wrote (or at least I tried) this poem for all you beautifoo' ppl
*ehem* here it goes...

It all started with two meats
Who were melting from the Cali heat
They are cousins, as you can see
Making up this poem is really hard for me

Pork and Porky, they were called
And this meaty website began to crawl (???)
With other friends helping out
Sailor Meats *N Sync Heap was on it's route

Justin, Lance, Chris, Joey and JC
The site was growing and becoming pre-tty
Beef, Chicken and Turkey rounded out the crowd
We are weird, funny and kinda loud

So as you've prolly imagined,
this poem sux
But if you got a problem with it
I don't care, you slimy f*cks!

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