The Sailor Meats' *N Sync Heap

An 'N Sync humor site and beyond...

This site was created on: July 1, 1999

This site was last updated on: June 28, 2000

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Welcome to our 'N Sync humor site! Ok, disclaimer time. We love 'N Sync, but sometimes we just have to face the fact that no one's perfect, including them. This page is designed to make fun of them, even though we luv 'em. Just remember people, it’s all in good humor. We’re fans too, gosh darn it. Remember that alla this is a work of FICTION and everything here is just a JOKE. None of this is true, unless if we say so. So if any of y'all are too sensitive or doesn't have a sense of humor, then we suggest you leave now. We, nor Angelfire are responsible for your actions upon this note, err, disclaimer. Thanx, and for all u other people, welcome to our site. Oh, and if you’re planning to send us a lil’ word of hate about our lil’ humor site, then I suggest you read the wise words of Mr. Chris Kirkpatrick first here.

~~~~~The Sailor Meats~~~~~~~

Coming Soon:

The Continuation of "Clue"

If *N Sync took over our site

WebSYtes

Analyze This!

Emergency Roswell

Beef's Interview w/ 'N Sync

Armagedd'NSync: The Movie

Turkey's Adventure Through Hell

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About This Site

What we have to say for June 28
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Stuff we support/Cliques
Our Awards
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The *N Sync & Busta Adoption Center
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Meaty Fan-Mail Fiction
The Former Sailor Chicken's Stuffing
The Meat Formerly known as Turkey's Suprise
The Sailor Meats' *N Sync Pics
How the Meats came to be
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Sailor Pork's Corner

Justin's Dream
Chris' Dream
Lance's Dream
Joey's Dream
JC's Dream
Justin's convo with himself
The Bathroom Conspiracy
'N Sync Quotes
If They Were Girls...
If Joey had to Baby-Sit
Revenge of the Evils:The Original
Revenge of the Evils2:The Return
Oh, how Lance has changed
Oh, how Justin has changed
Are you a Teenybopper?
Why Chris is so cool
Why Lance had a stomach virus
'N Sync's Diet Days
The Third FANatic
Poo-Fu,Poo-Fu,Where are you?
The Guy Who Eats Everything
Justin's song to Britney
The Eyes of Busta
What's that?
Fun with Pictures
'N Sync as Fairies
A Boyband in Aladdin's Palace
Meet Lou Pearlman's Twin
My review of the WB Radio Music Awards
How To Be Meaty:For Dummies
The Justin Conspiracy
*N Sync in Clue:The Movie
The Never-Released Album
The Substitute
Calling Dr. Joey
The Mr. Teen USA transcript

Sailor Porky's Desk

Fan Fiction
Reviews
My Interview with *N Sync
Connections with *N Sync
Joey's Song To his Hoes
Lance's Future Theme Song
Afterpartays
Justy's Kick-@$$ song
The Curse of *N Sync
*N Sync Dog Tags
This Just IN....
The Remedy to the *N Sync Curse
Why I like Shazam
Dr.Seuss meets JC and Lamb's convo
The Lancth Conspiracy
Porky's Impure Thoughts List
The Fro Must Go

Sailor Beef's Closet

'N Sync in 50 years
My 'N Sync Dream
'N Sync in the Army
A Song to JC
If 'N Sync wasn't here...
JC's Journal
Joey's Song
In the Mind of A Teenybopper
A True Story...about me!
The Mystery that are Teenyboppers
Joey Goes Country
Beef's Song
The Meats....Famous??

Sailor Turkey's Suprise

Turkey's Hello Letter
JC vs. The Common Man
A Bowl of Turkey Soup
Turkey's letter to EVERYONE
Turkey is BACK
Turkey's Adventure Promo

Sailor Chicken's Stuffing

*//\\// Sync: The True Story
*N Sync At The North Pole
The Sailor Meats' Theme Song
Chicken's Convo w/ Justy
The Sequel: *N Sync at the South Pole
Chicken's Parodies
Pics *N Sync wouldn't want You to See
The Lancth Parody
The Afro Conspiracy

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