Real Name: Justin “J-Dawg” Timberlake
Food: cereal. (yea, it’s alla ‘bout Cap n’ Crunk baybeh!)
cawl mah doctor on the telephone...
Age: 19 (yeah baby. All dat an’ mah Mercedes-Benz)
B-day: January 31, 1981
Height: 6’5
Interests: me, mahself an’ I
Dislikes: Lou “Fat Bastard” Pearlman foe takin alla da money I’d use foe hairspray; BSB foe talkin’ crap (whut up); alla the b*tches ah loved before; the guys goin’ through mah wardrobe. Hey, so what if I go through theirs? I is tha one wit da six pack, yo!
Future Plans: getting alla the fly honies from Joey, JC, Lance & Chris at dem night clubs (uh, Titney who?), not letting Joey and Lance sing (it’s alla ‘bout meeh), an’ make mah own Ebonics Tape (mo’ money *bling, bling*)
Nationality: I is a white boy, err, I mean…’sup?
Weight: I don’t know. I is too fly.
Color eyes, hair: eyes-blue (juss like mah boxers, yo. Aww, ya like dat, don cha?!) hair- it varies.
Girlfriend/Crush: Kathy Griff…uh, Britney.
Faves
Sites: www.nsync.com (cuz it has muah)
Kind of Music: rap (yea, word), R&B (I gots the dancing skills), PoP (u knoe I gots da looks)
Movies: Whiteboys (dun get any ideas.)
Animal: dog (Chris told me to say dat)
Game: anything foe mah PlayStation 2 (I gots two ‘o dem)
Stores: Just for Men (oops, Lance can’t go there)
Places: da tight Orlando Night Clubs (it be like home, yo. Except mo’ chicks), mah house (*sniff* mommy!), on stage performing (it’s alla ‘bout tha pelvic thrusts)
Color: baby blue (yea, word)
Actors/Actresses: uhhhh..Bit-bit o course..
Sport: Ghetto Basketball (‘cause I is ghet-to)
Shows: ah interviews (so ah can count how many times Lance says, “I’m from Mississippi.”)
Music Videos: ours (I wanna see how fly I look) and “Everytime” by Janet Jackson (ya think I was lyin’ the whole time? Psssh)
Songs: “(God Must Have Spent) A Little More Time On Me” Err…I mean you.
E-mail: Ghettobootay@bombdiggity.com
AOL SN: justjiggy81
Where you from: da ghetto
Fave Member: me (‘cause I ain’t from Mississippi)
Fave Quote: "Awww, ya like dat don cha?”
Personal Quote: "Let’s play some basketball, baybeh!”
Fave section that you did: “A Crunktified Story”
>> Shoutouts: I’d like to say wazzup to Sailor Toothpick, Sailor Poo-Fu, Sailor Psycho, an’ Sailor Pimp foe lettin’ me be the fave and bein good sports when ah play ghetto b-ball, know what ahm sayin’? I’d like to say thanx to mah mama an’ the rest of mah family too foe spoiling me and not slapping mah ass when I decided to grow mah ‘fro. Umm…an’ The Sailor Meats foe lettin me show mah ghetto self in dis hea meaty biography. I is fly. Late.