FULLNAME:David (Great name for a phsyco, and a bisexual, too)
Email: La de da de da(@imafreakingweirdo.com)
Where are you from:Hell (Oh you must know alot of teenies,like Justin Lover, that crazy ass freak)
Homepage: (figures, he must think I'm gonna slap a resrtaning order on his ass, probably should,too...)
Refrence:Net Search (Ohh so you terrorize other sites,too, huh)
How good you think our site is: You could do better(Why is it everyone who hates this site picks this?)
Who's your fave 'N SYNCER: Chris, he's my dude in dreads(You sure it isn't Lance, I mean Chris is cool, Lance, well I'm sure you have something in common...cough*bi cough*retard cough*)
What is your fave section? Nothing(People, we do NOT have a setion called nothing...Wait...maybe we do...it's our hate mail section, since it's filled with nothings like you!)
Comments: Hey Sailor meats, you all gay or sumthin(No,actually I have a boy friend, and as for everyone else, we all straight, unlike you biboy)? God your whole site triple sucks(okay that comment right there shows us your a bi, no self respecting gay or straight would say that).But hey(We've used Hey twice, go read the entire dictonary, oh wait, you probably can't read can you?),why don't you come over to my webage(Uh, let's see dumbass, because you didn't leave your damned homepage, and even then I don't think I'd go, you never know whats on those Bisexual sites...),or bett(E)r yet(what could be bettEr than this, I'm being sarcastic people!),why don'(t) you (Who is this "you") and I go out with Ham and Beef(OH MY GOD!!! NO WAY IN HELL!GOD, I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD PUKE, LAUGH, OR KICK HIS ASS!)? Ham forget your guy friend(Steve, yeah, like i'd trade you for him, yeah, uhuh, I gotta freakin' retard after me and Beef. Hey are you related to Joey?), and go out with me(AHAHAHAHA, YEAH RIGHT! GO SCREW BRITNEY YOU FREAKIN' BI). And Beef you must be pretty fly...(Oh god, I have NOOO COMMENT)
-Note to BiBoy, go screw someone else, and leave me and Sailor Beef alone!I know who you could screw, how about your neighbor, Justin Lover...