Ham's Concert Experience

Ham's Concert Review

- Yeah, N SYNC is terrified! See their faces, but it's not because of me...It's those Damn Teenies!

This is my first N SYNC concert, AND I AM SO FREAKIN' HYPER IT AIN'T FUNNY! Jeremy is coming with me, and is dressing as JC's supposed drug dealer, Jerome. We even have the handcuffs and the "crack" (just powdered sugar in a plastic bag). Jeremy is wearing his extra baggy jeans with the chains, a cut off shirt over a white dirty one, a sign on the back of his shirt saying "Hey JC, I'M BUSTED, AND THEY GOT A HOLD OF MY...UM...STOCK. CAN YA BAIL ME OUT? JEROME", a bandana on his head, and a fake tattoo.
As for me, I'm going as myself (I was thinking of making voodoo dolls that looked exactly like N SYNC, but thought it was kinda harsh, and Jeremy was thinking of throwing a pair of his boxers to Joey and start winking at him, but we thought it was cruel to Jeremy). I'm wearing a pair of jeans, my fave t-shirt, and a flannel shirt incase it gets cold.
Yep, tomboy 4-ever.
I dunno what time it is, and don't care, but Jeremy and I are claiming our seats or whatever. Saw 2 couples kissing already, and one teeny hyper ventalating. Saw 10 teenies all in baby blue, 2 in purple, and 5 in black and some other color. All dressed in mini skirts and either tube tops or skimpy little tank tops. Damnit, you all looked like Justin's wannabe bitches. 2 had enough make up on them that they looked like a parrot exploded on their faces. Seriously! One even looked so much like Britney, it scared me. I think I'm gonna have nightmares. Or barf...(*gags)
The music has started. JC won't look at Jeremy. Hmmmm, you think, nah...Well...Now I'm not so positive...Chris is laughin' pretty hard though, wonder if he like Jeremy's costume. Jeremy has started to sing Bad Boys, what cha gonna do.
The guys are now singing BYE BYE BYE, and Jeremy and I are singing please let us Die Die Die! This one chick is starting to bug me. She keeps looking at my clothes. Damnit, your here to look at N SYNC, not me. Wonder if she's...Nah, not with Jeremy around. Surprise, I haven't got arrested. Me and this chick have started a shout out. She had a reall small mini skirt, barley covering her ass, a tube top, and a sign that said I Luv yu, Justin(learn to spell and some creativity). She at me one to many times, and I am not the most ...good tempered of ppl. Here's our convo:

Me: WHAT DAMNIT(This is the only time I cussed, so you gotta be impressed)

Teeny: What kinda fan are YOU?

Me:(Note: I did not direct this toward her)Well, I'm not a teeny, that's for sure

Teeny: YOU SLUT, I'M NO DAYUM TEENY WHATEVER THAT IS!

Me: Coulda fooled me, and if you don't know hat a teeny is, don't get all defensive.

Teeny: Well...

Me: First, A teeny as in teenybopper, and second, why do teenies always gotta insult someone first, and call them a slut?

Teeny: I'm no teenybopper, you are such a bitch

Me: Takes one to know one

Teeny: Bitch

Me: Just listen to your dear Justy, and SHUT UP!

After that, the bitch was quiet. And I wasn't arrested. Hey, I met someone who also like to tease N SYNC. She belongs to a humor site, too. Her name was Kelly, and she was dressed as Joey's whore. She even had a good fake Brooklyn accent. Two chicks started to rag on her, and I told them to shut up and go screw Nick Carter. I'm sure N SYNC heard that comment, let's see if they'll regonize me and Jeremy someday. I'll probably be the one who started some great fights. Yeah, bay-bee!
5 min. later: 2 teenies started to tell Jeremy his costume was insulting. He replied that he doesn't like N SYNC and is protesting their music, it's cruel and unsual punishment to man kind, so shut up little girls. Kelly and Jeremy seem to like each other,and are dancing.
8 min. later: Jeremy and I are slow dancing to that song where they sing " when lies become the truth". No we aren't lovers. A group of teenies are giving us dirty looks.
Digatal Getdown: Lance was giving Joey weird looks through out this song. I'm not kidding. JC still will not look at Jeremy. I dunno what time it is. I am so tired. Goodnight ppl.

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