The Fro..Must GO!

I never thought it would be Justinly possible

-NOTE: This is just a joke, but, whatever

-Just recently I have found out that Justy is not sexy anymore. Suprising? Yes. Good? Maybe. Great? NO. Here are some factors contributing to this terrible tradgedy.

-1st and most importantly: THE AFRO

-At first I thought I would get used to it and he'd come to his senses and trim it down some inches, but it kept growing, and growing, and GROWING. It is way too big. It has come to my attention that if I ever see him, I will have to bring my razor and shave it off for him. It will do us all some good.

-2nd: His style is wack, clothes be bad

-That whole NSA thing has gotten to him. He wears tight ass jeans, studded jean jackets, and wack ass shirts. I am disappointed in him.

-3rd: His feet

-At first this was the only thing that was ugly on him. Now he just shows his feet and they nasty as seen here.

-4th: His arms

-His arms are waay to bulky for my taste. It should be more like JC's, but that's my opinion. Get a load of his guns here.

-5th: The Cornrows

-Those cornrows are nasty nasty. It was one of his "steps" to becoming Blacker. STOP IT, JUSTY, YOU ARE WHITE. Just cut your damn hair, it's not that hard. *reminises about hair on 'I want you back'* FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, CUT YOUR HAIR.

Wow. I never knew Justy could be un-hott. Seriously. I have been proved wrong. *sigh* Now Lancth will have to take over. He is getting pretty hott now as shown here. Don't get me wrong now, Justy can be H-O-T-T hott with his sizzling personality [his dorkyness]. I find dorkyness attractive. His voice can serenade me anyday, but stilll...I...I...I just might have to take him off the impure thoughts list. Good lord, what is the world coming to? Well, I'm taking a stand. Justy should know better and cut his hair. Pork has her own little conspiracy on Justy and his hair, but that'll come later. I've started this little clique. The fro must GO! The banners are shown below. change [] to < >

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-Just put the banner on your website, then e-mail us with your name and website name and address. If he leaves the cornrows on, then I'll have to make a clique called "The corn rows must go!" and....so yeah..uh.bye!

Uh, I like Justy's fro. Take me home!