The Afro Conspiracy

The Afro Conspiracy

JUSTIN USED TO BE HOTT

Although we may never be able to explain the phenomenon that is Justin's puff, I do have a little theory:

'N Sync was prolly just sitting around on their tour bus one day bored out of their minds. Justin started arguing with Chris about who could grow the longest dreads. Eventually the whole group got in on it.

The bet was something like "Whoever grows the longest dreads in a year get's the first choice of the hos for a month." Then one night they got Chris drunk and shaved his head. When he woke up the next day they explained that they did it to make a fair race.

Justin grew his afro out for awhile, then braided it into corn rows. The others are just tryng to see how long they can pull off that spiked look before it gets too out of control.

I don't know if my theory is true, but am I the only one that's noticed more than 1 of those guys needs a haircut?

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