Emergency Roswell pt.2

Emergency Roswell
Part 2

Joey: What are we gonna do?

JC: Justin, beat Howie up.

Justin: Yo, why it gotsta be me?

JC: Because you're supposed to be the hero!

Justin: Right! (waits by the bathrooom door)

JC: (aside to Chris) Actually I'm haoping he dies so that way, I'll become the favorite once and for all. BWHAHAHAH

-Howie comes out and Justin tries to tackle him, but there's a force-field around him.

Howie: Nice try, Justin, but I'm not stupid. I've activated a force field around me so that if anyone escaped, they could not beat me up. Plus, no one'll fight back once I try to rap them. BWHAHAHHAHHA.

Justin: Eww, hell nah. I aint gay like dat.

Howie: *coming closer* Well, there's nothing you can do about it. *wink* *drool* You know, Justin, you've always been my favorite *N Syncer..

Justin: MAMA NOO!

Lance: Hold it!

Howie: What?

Lance: You forgot something!

Howie: What did I possibly forget?

Lance: This! (pulls out remote control) You left this under your desk. It can de-activate your 'lil force field. *presses button*

Howie: NOOO! YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!

Chris: Justin, beat him up.

Justin: Hell nah, homie. He'll try to hump me, yo.

Chris: Do I have to do everything? (kicks Howie's non-existant balls) Run out the door!

-They all run out and lock Howie in. They walk to the girls chamber.

Joey: Can I save the girls now?

JC: We don't have a key.

Lance: I do. (pulls out key)

Joey: Thanks. (takes key)

Lance: Damn, I was supposed to be the hero.

-Joey opens the door.

Liz: We're saved! *looks at Joey* Uh, where's Max?

Isabel: Thank you for saving us, but who are you?

Joey: The name is fat-one, Joey fatone.

Maria: yes, we can see that. (takes key from lock) 'C mon now, we gotta save Michael, er, the guys. *bumps into Chris* Excuse me. (runs to the guys chamber)

Liz: What'd you all do to Howie?

JC: He's locked up in his office.

Justin: Ay, yo Liz, you be fly.

Liz: *smiles* Sorry, but I'm taken. Wait up, Maria. *runs after her*

Isabel: I'd better get going too. Come with us, we need to find a way out of here.

Joey: Whatever you say, honey. *follows Isabel*

-They guys are saved and all of them, including *N Sync are trying to find a way out.

Max: Did you guys see anything that could lead us up?

JC: *remembers* Crap.

Michael: What?

JC: How's Jerome supposed to hook me up while I'm down here-er, nothing.

Chris: *remembers* Oh, no! I think there was a ladder leading up somewhere in Howie's office.

Sherrif: Then let's go.

Max: Wait. He's probably waiting for us. We need a plan.

Isabel: *snaps fingers* I got it!

-They all huddle in a big circle and divise a plan.

Lance: (opens the door to Howie's room)

Howie: I knew you'd pull through *drool*

Lance: 'C mon, we've got the boys chamber all to ourselves. *winks*

-They go to the empty boys chamber.

Howie: So, what are we going to do? *wink*

Lance: First, you're going to get injured.

Howie: *confused* What?

-Sherrif Valenti hits him on the head with a gun. Max and Michael start to kick him. Justin comes by to kick his balls.

Justin: Ha! He learned his lesson.

Max: Let's go before he wakes up.

-They lock Howie in the boys chamber.

Liz: Oh Max! *hugs him* We were worried about you.

Lance: What about me? I was the gawd damn bait!

Chris: It's ok, Lance. I feel the hurt.

JC: *sniffs last crack* What are we waitin' for? Let's get outta hea! *hops to Howie's office*

-They all go to Howie's office, climb up the stairs, and smell the sweet scent of freedom.

Kyle: Well? What now?

Justin: Ah think our mission is accomplished so we gotsta go to O-town, and y'all live here so ya catz can go home.

Isabel: All right. *starts to leave*

Joey: Wait!

Isabel: What?

Joey: I love you.

Isabel: *slaps Joey* I'm not going to be one of your hoes. *grabs Alex's arm* 'C mon Alex, let's go.

Alex: *kicks Joey's balls* That's what you get for hitting on my girl. *he leaves w/Isabel*

Max: Thanx for saving us.

Chris: No prob, man.

Liz: Come perform at the crashdown sometime.

JC: Sorry, we can't. There are lives out there that need to be saved.

Liz: Well, we'll never forget you all. Bye! *leaves*

Michael: Well, I guess this is goodbye, so bye.

Maria: Thanks. Bye. *leaves*

Sherrif Valenti: Here are badges of honor for you. (hands it to each of them) Thank you for saving us, and for your braveness

Lance: It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Chris: Shut-up, Lance.

Kyle: Thanx. Bye. *leaves with Dad*

MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED

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