
JC: Justin, beat Howie up.
Justin: Yo, why it gotsta be me?
JC: Because you're supposed to be the hero!
Justin: Right! (waits by the bathrooom door)
JC: (aside to Chris) Actually I'm haoping he dies so that way, I'll become the favorite once and for all. BWHAHAHAH
-Howie comes out and Justin tries to tackle him, but there's a force-field around him.
Howie: Nice try, Justin, but I'm not stupid. I've activated a force field around me so that if anyone escaped, they could not beat me up. Plus, no one'll fight back once I try to rap them. BWHAHAHHAHHA.
Justin: Eww, hell nah. I aint gay like dat.
Howie: *coming closer* Well, there's nothing you can do about it. *wink* *drool* You know, Justin, you've always been my favorite *N Syncer..
Justin: MAMA NOO!
Lance: Hold it!
Howie: What?
Lance: You forgot something!
Howie: What did I possibly forget?
Lance: This! (pulls out remote control) You left this under your desk. It can de-activate your 'lil force field. *presses button*
Howie: NOOO! YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!
Chris: Justin, beat him up.
Justin: Hell nah, homie. He'll try to hump me, yo.
Chris: Do I have to do everything? (kicks Howie's non-existant balls) Run out the door!
-They all run out and lock Howie in. They walk to the girls chamber.
Joey: Can I save the girls now?
JC: We don't have a key.
Lance: I do. (pulls out key)
Joey: Thanks. (takes key)
Lance: Damn, I was supposed to be the hero.
-Joey opens the door.
Liz: We're saved! *looks at Joey* Uh, where's Max?
Isabel: Thank you for saving us, but who are you?
Joey: The name is fat-one, Joey fatone.
Maria: yes, we can see that. (takes key from lock) 'C mon now, we gotta save Michael, er, the guys. *bumps into Chris* Excuse me. (runs to the guys chamber)
Liz: What'd you all do to Howie?
JC: He's locked up in his office.
Justin: Ay, yo Liz, you be fly.
Liz: *smiles* Sorry, but I'm taken. Wait up, Maria. *runs after her*
Isabel: I'd better get going too. Come with us, we need to find a way out of here.
Joey: Whatever you say, honey. *follows Isabel*
-They guys are saved and all of them, including *N Sync are trying to find a way out.
Max: Did you guys see anything that could lead us up?
JC: *remembers* Crap.
Michael: What?
JC: How's Jerome supposed to hook me up while I'm down here-er, nothing.
Chris: *remembers* Oh, no! I think there was a ladder leading up somewhere in Howie's office.
Sherrif: Then let's go.
Max: Wait. He's probably waiting for us. We need a plan.
Isabel: *snaps fingers* I got it!
-They all huddle in a big circle and divise a plan.
Lance: (opens the door to Howie's room)
Howie: I knew you'd pull through *drool*
Lance: 'C mon, we've got the boys chamber all to ourselves. *winks*
-They go to the empty boys chamber.
Howie: So, what are we going to do? *wink*
Lance: First, you're going to get injured.
Howie: *confused* What?
-Sherrif Valenti hits him on the head with a gun. Max and Michael start to kick him. Justin comes by to kick his balls.
Justin: Ha! He learned his lesson.
Max: Let's go before he wakes up.
-They lock Howie in the boys chamber.
Liz: Oh Max! *hugs him* We were worried about you.
Lance: What about me? I was the gawd damn bait!
Chris: It's ok, Lance. I feel the hurt.
JC: *sniffs last crack* What are we waitin' for? Let's get outta hea! *hops to Howie's office*
-They all go to Howie's office, climb up the stairs, and smell the sweet scent of freedom.
Kyle: Well? What now?
Justin: Ah think our mission is accomplished so we gotsta go to O-town, and y'all live here so ya catz can go home.
Isabel: All right. *starts to leave*
Joey: Wait!
Isabel: What?
Joey: I love you.
Isabel: *slaps Joey* I'm not going to be one of your hoes. *grabs Alex's arm* 'C mon Alex, let's go.
Alex: *kicks Joey's balls* That's what you get for hitting on my girl. *he leaves w/Isabel*
Max: Thanx for saving us.
Chris: No prob, man.
Liz: Come perform at the crashdown sometime.
JC: Sorry, we can't. There are lives out there that need to be saved.
Liz: Well, we'll never forget you all. Bye! *leaves*
Michael: Well, I guess this is goodbye, so bye.
Maria: Thanks. Bye. *leaves*
Sherrif Valenti: Here are badges of honor for you. (hands it to each of them) Thank you for saving us, and for your braveness
Lance: It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Chris: Shut-up, Lance.
Kyle: Thanx. Bye. *leaves with Dad*
-Stay tuned for another episode.