Celebrity Deathmatch

Do you people know how long I’ve been waiting for this? Ever since I first saw this show I’ve been wondering when they would do ‘N Sync. Yes, a chance to watch these guys’ limbs get torn off. They had some interesting costumes in that show. And that kid peed on their shoes. Yeah, man! And this is a little message to my friend, Piggy's Gurl (PG), a Joey and JC fan who I often include in my reviews… JC was the first to go…hehehe. And that revealed Chris, a jack asses’ ass. Justin was in Joey’s costume, a clown, but hey, it worked. And Joey the pirate actually kicked more butt than the rest of them. And Lance was a hobo. Plus he was the second to go and he got chopped up more than the people I tell off in chat rooms. Justin was basically squashed like a bug. A cockroach. No…a rolly polly. Those things are so adorable. Okay, enough with my every animal in the world is so adorable speech. I know that Chris was killed, but Joey never really died. When I brought this up to P.G., all she said was, "He’s still cute, I just don’t have any use for him." If you saw this, you’d know what she meant. And all I have to say is…STOP PUTTING THESE IMAGES INTO MY HEAD!!!!!!!!! It’s bad enough with…deep breaths. You will not kill P.G. She's less computer illiterate than you are. You know what? Being the extremely paranoid person that I am, I honestly thought that that little kid was going to be possessed again…but by one of the ‘N Sync ghosts. I was a little disappointed that he didn’t. Maybe I should go work for MTV now and… No. THAT would be the end of the channel as we know it. Let’s just leave it at that, Later, ppl.

By: Sailor Shrimp

Um, Lahate…