Ham's Response

Porky's Response

From: therottenveggies@hotmail.com
message subject: We hate you (Ooooh! so now you think I'm going to rush to see it?)

WE HATE YOU!!!!(Like I really give a crap!)Your site sucks!(You've said that 21 different times already! Go back to school) I think your stroys(I think you mean stORIEs, learn to freakin spell!)suck(You on crack?).
I wish you all would stip (stip? hukd un fonics werkd fer mee!)this stupd (That's stupId, sheesh what retard) shit. So could you please stop?(Nope) Thanks for listening (What?) AND PLEASE STOP! COM(E) ON, WHAT DO YOU SAY?(Uh, I say go back to rehab).
CaRrOt PS: if you don't we will become your arch nemesis MUHAHAHAHAHA HAHAH(Okay, you REALLY need to see a therapist or at least go back to rehab)

Fruits and Vegtables, apples and bananas (NOT STUPID CAROTS OR PEAS)