Lance broke the car….

Making the Video Review

MTV was really smart by having *N Sync featured on Making the Video because like, a lot of people would watch it and stuff…here’s what I thought about the performance:

Wayne Isham Rocks!! He’s so hilarious and he’s a great director.

I love the small rotating room. Ahh, JC stole Justy’s Jean Jacket!

OH MY LANCTH! Joey in leather pants? Just blind all the people at home why dontcha? He totally stuck out his ass. MAMA NO! Lancth was all staring at it. That’s just sick.

Loved when Chris said, “OH Gawd, you’re gonna give me a wedgie.” He’s becoming “hott” to me. Wow.

JC IS H-O-T-T HOTT! Bondage? Hell yes, that’s what I’m…..sorry, I’m thinking aloud. His “turn around” thing was majorly sexy. Show us some skin baybeh. Was it me, or when JC was talking about the song, he was really boring. Loved Chris’s “Byes” though.

Darren Henson is mah man! He is suuuch a good choreographer. Major props to him. He’s better than Fatima.

Justin’s gonna be chased by Dobermans? What a coinkydink, I got chased by 2 in ‘Clue’. Damn biter!

JC wants to do the car scene. Suspense babeh.

Dang, those rough drafts of the video were drawn well. I’d like draw stick people and crap.

When Wayne said a swear word, Lance was all like, “yea!” and surprised. LOL.

In the rehersal for the choreography part, they shoulda shown the last verse and like the whole thing with no close ups. Dammit! Chris looks like he has a fricken ‘fro during it. It’s funny.

When Joey was showing a pic of the model, he was all covering the title. Hmm, I wonder what magazine that was. She seems really nice though. She, uh, kinda looked like Bobbi. I wonder if JC had a say in this. No wonder JC thought she was cute. Grrr. He sounds really gaytarted when he talks about how bad she’s supposed to be.

In the box thang…Tight shirts, and tight pants (well for some…). Ohh, sexy. Joey’s pants are way too huge. If you cut ‘em in half, JC could fit in it like a dress. Why does Justin always have to be the one to stick out? He’s all wearin’ red and the others, black. Geez, camera hog.

WHY MUST JC TORTURE ME? I swear, he looked so fricken hott I just wanted to jump the TV when that chick was blow drying his shirt (??) and he was doin’ a lil dance.

Back in the box..for solos and crap…JC’s totally crazy. Lancth was like humping the wall or something, I dunno. They look like animals in the jungle or something. Grrrrowwll. Oh dear, when Lancth was on Joey’s head, that was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.

I loved Chris’s Orange jacket. I think JC’S TOO SKINNY, WAY TOO SKINNY.

LOL, when Lancth fell, he got hurt. Poor Lancth. I loved Joey’s fall.

Car scene….JC’s perdy good at stunts. Lancth…um, like 20 seconds later, he fell onto the car. He broke it too, keep it on the downlow y’all.

Train scene….Chris has THEE best facial expression on his face. He looked really freaked. Joey had like trouble keeping up with Chris. It was funny when Chris pushed the dude puttin stuff in the compartment thing. LMAO when Chris realized the girl was fine.

Elevator thing….Justin’s ‘fro is being contaminated, I swear. Get a fricken haircut, buddy. I’m used to it though. All he has to do is run. I was liken the facial expression when he was all, “I can’t look like a dork when I run. I gotta be cool..” Was it me or did he remind you people of Thomas Ian Nicholas? The Dobermans were really scary. When they filmed it, he like did all these rolls and slips. WHAT A DORK!. Did he really have to do the beatbox thing? Geez, YOU AINT GHETTO!

Wayne was so funny, when he’s all, “Oh, you’re done but I have like 1,000 hours of footage ahead of me” That got me going.

Welps, that’s what I thought.

I don’t give about your damn review!