Britney's

I think I'm being nicer than usual to this girl maybe 'cause I think she is under age to even be on this site, despite the way she thinks she's a celebrity's cousin. Maybe I could be wrong, but hey...I'm in a good mood so this girl is pretty damn "Lucky". Gosh, that was lame. Ok, moving on...

1 Wed July 26 2000 - 22:30:43

Fullname: Amber spears oh my lordy, it’s a Spears! *gag*

Email: honey_kitten@theglobe.com ugh, that’s just soo girly

Where are you from?: hell are you sure about that, or are you just denying that you’re living in a redneck state?

Homepage: http://kissmyass how about the other way around?

Reference: I'm a witch who has psychic powers oh really? Didja had a prediction that this along with every other pointless entry in the guestbook will end up here in the hatemail corner and get made fun of? And sorry, being one of Britney’s bitchy little cousins won’t give you special privileges

How good do you think our site is: You could do better yeah, you could do better in making much more harsher comments than “kissmyass”. You’re on your way to becoming even more lamer than your “cousin”

Who's your fave 'N Syncer?: ummm...no? then why the hell are you in an *N Sync humor page? BTW, do you know where Australia is located? Cause if you piss me off just one more time, I’d kick your little prissy ass over there

What is your fave section?: I hate it all!!!! Erm, that’s not a section.

Comments: You meats suck big fat ass!! sorry but we meats do not suck big fat asses or any asses for all I care. Is that even humanly possible? What do you get out of doing that? That is not sthexy. I can't believe you would talk about my cousin like that! THERE GOES ANOTHER "SMART ONE" WHO DIDN’T READ THE DISCLAIMER. WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK A DISCLAIMER IS FOR ANYWAY? *sigh* Sorry, but this isn’t an anti site about Britney or *N Sync and we never said we hated Britney, and if you’re smart, you’d also know that we don’t hate *N Sync either. I thought we already talked about this crap. IT’S CALLED ‘HUMOR’ and if this doesn’t amuse you, then leave. Anyway, this site is not for children under 13. Yes i mean Britney!! Ok, I know you’re just trying to defend Britney, but just know that we don’t hate her. Personally, I’d prefer Britney over Christina Aguilera personality-wise. WE HAVE NOTHING AGAINST HER, COMPRIENDE? But you site is kinda funny! well, thanks a lot. But britney never liked Justin it was her mom telling her to like him! um, ok, you mean your auntie? Riight. We don’t really care if they go out. We have better things to do I think she dresses fine! ok, that’s nice I don't think it is right of u to talk about her!! Just to let you know, we have no hard feelings against Britney (crap, i even have her old CD; i am so ashamed). It’s just for the humor page and we don’t literally take what we wrote seriously unlike you and some other idiotic teenies I hate you!! See, that’s the result if you do not read our disclaimers first. FREAK, IT’S WRITTEN IN RED LIKE 3 TIMES AROUND OUR HUMOR SITE. Sorry I had to unleash my unkindness to you but you seem the same way yourself to people you don’t even know and I just hate it when people like you don’t even take time to read our disclaimers.

Wow, that was long. If you read alla that, i give you props. You really DO care *sniff*

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