My Brilliant Song


Beef's Song

Hi, this is Porky. This is Beef's BRILLIANT song. I don't think she's done with it yet, but it's pretty smart. It goes to the tune of that goldfish song in those commercials...yeah..then into other songs...

I hate the teenies
'Cuz they like Justin's weeny!
Go away teenies!
I can beat them everyday
And my mom says that's ok!

*cd scratches*

Hi kids! Do you hate teenies? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick J.C's needles through each one of their beanies? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy them and do exactly what they did? (Yeah yeah!)
Stalk boybands and get fucked up worse than a teeny's life is? (huh?)

*cd scratches*

You make me wanna throw my cd out the window
Tell Jive Records to stop the boyband show
Break your legs so you can't move
Cause your a teenie-o, a teenie-o
I wanna put your body in the deep ground
Bury you so you can't be found
Cause your a teenie-o, a teenie-o
You buggin what? You buggin who?
You buggin us!
And dont you see it aint cool

*cd scratches*

Sometimes ppl are f*cks
Sometimes their not teenyboppers are f*cks
Meats arent because
Sometimes ppl are sometimes their...

That was such a great song *claps*