Joey:(you hear a flush)Aaaaahhhhh!
Sailor Ham: 16 years had passed, and Rose had become a beautiful young lady-er-guy.The King and Queen decided to plan a special birthday party for Rose. While the King and Queen were arranging the party, Rose was exploring the castle, and came upon a secret room...
JC: Wow a secret room
Ham: I just said that
JC: Sorry
Ham: In the corner of the room was an old lady Rose had never seen before
Old Lady: Hello my pretty, won't you sit down?
JC: Uh, sure
Ham:But what Rose didn't know was the Old Lady was the...
Old Lady: SHUT UP! you'll ruin the surprise!
Ham: Alright, no need to get testy, sheesh, I'm just the Narrator!God old ppl these days! Anyway!, Rose saw the lady was spinning on a spinning wheel,something the kid had never seen before...
Joey:(interupting)What's a spinning wheel?
Ham: Later, Joey...
JC: HEY, what are you doing?
Old Lady:I'm spinning on a spinning wheel, want to try it my pretty?
JC: SURE!
Ham: Of course, when Rose started to spin, she pricked her-er-his finger on the spindle and fell into a deep sleep. Now may I say it?
Old Lady: Say what?
Ham: You KNOW!
Old Lady: Oh THAT.Sure
Ham: Of course the old lady was the Evil Fairy (like they didn't know!)
Chris: Now I'm the fairest in the land! MWHAHAHAHA!
Ham: Uh, Chris...
Chris: Yeah?
Ham: Never mind. Um, where was I? Oh, yeah, at that very moment, the whole castle fell asleep.The cooks perparing the meal, the maids cleaning the castle,the guards at their post, even the King and Queen fell into a deep sleep. One hundered years passed, and many men through out the ages learned the legend of Sleeping Beauty, and tried to rescue her, but a thick forest of thorns covered the palace, killing every prince who dared enter, til one day...
Justin:
Ham: Justin (waits 5 minutes) JUS-TIN!!!
Justin: Whassup?
Ham: You're on, where were you?
Justin: I hafta look at muh fly self
Ham: Just get your fine ass out here!
Guyfriend: Hey!!!
Ham: Sorry, you have a much finer ass, anyway (takes a long look at Justy's ass), the Prince was walking through the woods, when he stumbled upon Rose's castle. The Prince had never heard the rumors and stories of Princess Rose, but it made no difference
Justin: Yo, what fly honey's crib 'dis be?
Ham: Uhhh....
Chris: Don't ask
Ham: OooKay,the Prince did not know that many men had tried to reach the castle, and all had failed.They all paid this price with their lives
Justin: Yo' mean dey died? I don' wanna die! MMOOOOMMMMMYYY!
Ham: You aren't going to die, so let's get on with the story. Gawd, you all are driving me up the BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP WALL!
Joey: Oooo the Narrator cussed, the Narrator cussed!
Ham: (Giving Joey nasty look) ANYWAY!,the Prince decided to explore the castle. As soon as he got near the thorns...
Justin: (shaking) Does I hafta?
Ham: YES! now as the Prince walked in, the thorns began to creep back, reveling a path for the Prince. The Prince walked up to the castle gate on ly to find the guards fast asleep. The Prince walked into the castle, and noticed everything was untouched, Not a cobweb or a speck of dust anywhere.The Prince ventured into the dark, but a small voice from upstairs was calling him
Small voice: bark bark bark (translation: Prince Prince Prince)
Ham: The Prince followed the voice to Rose's bedroom, where she was still asleep
Small voice: woof woof bark growl(translation:You hafta kiss her to remove the spell)
Justin: I hafta KISS JC, 'DAT BE JUST SKANKY!
Ham: I'll tell you what Justin, all you have to do is kiss his hand, aiite?
Justin:(whiny tone)Okay(kisses JC's hand)
JC:(wakes up)Aaahhh, my hair is a mess, and I wanna go back to sleep
Ham: At that moment, everyone in the castle awoke. When the King and Queen saw their daughter with the Prince, they agreed to their marriage
Lance:(crying and maquera is running)Oh I just love happy endings...*sniff *sniff*
Joey: Well I know ONE way WE could have a happy ending(puts his hand on Lance's)
Lance: Aaaaahhhhh
Ham: That very day Rose and the Prince were married
JC&Justin: EEEEEWWWWWW
Ham: And as for the evil fairy, she was never seen again, well, except as the Wicked Witch of the West...And everyone lived happily ever after.