(cont.)

Rock: You dance like one of the clapping jabronies. You have to put your elbow into it like the Rock. Now watch as the Rock performs the most electrifying move in sports-entertainment.

Rose: What's sports-entertainment?

Rock: Just a nice way of saying pro-wrestling. It's like saying mentally challenged instead of retarded, if you smell what the Rock is cooking.

Rose: When I extend my arms, I feel like I'm flying. Try it, Rock.

Rock: Oh, I'm extended.

Rose: Watch it with that thing. You'll send me over the railing.

Rock: The Rock is just defending the ship by jousting any on-coming icebergs.

Rock: Uh, oh. Shields down. The Rock says he is going to need 20 minutes to recharge, captain. In the meantime, why don't we find a room where the Rock can exhibit his world champion wrestling skills. It is with great pleasure that the Rock give you the chance to go one on one with the Great One. Hopefully the Rock will exceed the time limit and not have to resort to an electrifying move, if you.. sniff, sniff.. smelllllllalalala what the Rock is cooking.

Evil, rich, white guy: He calls it the corporate eyebrow. No, it goes like this. This peasant has no idea whatsoever of class. Have the ring set up and get my tights. It's time to, how does he say it? Ahhhhh, lay down the smack. Soon the Rock will be the one known as the strombolie. Muhuahahahah. Eeexxccellent.

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