Congratulations! You've stumbled across Pete'sHomepage: a collection of useless, bizarre, but sometimes entertaining "Stuff"! Don Pardo, tell 'em what they've WON!
That's right,Wink, all contestants finding their way to Pete's Homepage will receive a lifetime's supply of USELESS CRAP! It doesn't slice, it won't dice, and it only WISHES it could julienne fries!
BUT WAIT, there's more...
In addition to a load of useless crap, you'll also receive, at no additional cost these lovely parting gifts:
A Semi-Complete List of Stupid Inventions.
Fun Ways to Piss Off Your Roomate.
2001 Standerdized Guide to the Bases
The Eye is Watching You
View My book of Superfly Peoples
Sign My book of Superfly Peoples