OK, Body - even the Lord tells us we need to laugh! We need to lighten up from time to time, and just have a laugh. (Just remember - it should not be at someone else's EXPENSE!) In that light - we have included some cartoons and humor links for your enjoyment!
(Please note - these items constitute things that I found amusing, and nothing is meant to offend anyone!)
Pro 15:13 A merry (joyful,glad) heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken.
Pro 15:15 - All the days of the afflicted [are] evil: but he that is of a merry (good, pleasant, agreeable)heart [hath] a continual feast.
Pro 17:22 A merry (joyful, glad) heart doeth good [like] a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.
Ecc 9:7 Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry (good, pleasant, agreeable) heart, for God now accepteth thy works.
These are from KVJ - or didst thou already guesseth that?
A Furby Autopsy
Yep, a poor little Furby (well, I don't know how "poor" he could be at around $30 a pop) bites the dust, and like all good science, someone has learned from the sad experience, and shared the results.
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and beat it."
God listened patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man-making contest."
To which the man replied, "OK, great!"
But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did, back in the old days, with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no! You go get your own dirt!"
>NBRIt's time to get up
On a Sunday morning mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to get up and go to church.
"I'm not going to church this morning," the son says.
"You gotta get up and go to church", says mother.
"No, I'm not." says the son.
"Yes you are", says the mother.
"No, I'm not, they don't like me and I don't like them." says the son.
"Give me two good reasons why I have to go," says the son.
"Number one, you're 55 years old and number two, you're the pastor!"
It's time to get up,son!
On a Sunday morning mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to get up and go to church.
"I'm not going to church this morning," the son says.
"You gotta get up and go to church", says mother.
"No, I'm not." says the son.
"Yes you are", says the mother.
"No, I'm not! They don't like me and I don't like them very much either" says the son.
"Give me two good reasons why I have to go," says the son.
"Number one, you're 55 years old and number two, you're the pastor!"
