Okay, people. Here's the deal. We're DESPERATE...
We're so desperate it's pathetic.
YOU'RE desperate and pathetic. I'm just desperate, thank you very much.
You're more pathetic than I am, Ms. In-Love-With-A-Fictional-Character. Several, actually, now that I think of it.
What? Well, Ms. I-Haven't-Ever-Had-A-Date-So-I'm-Jealous-Of-Sarah-And-Her-Fictional-Characters-Which-Is-The-Only-Reason-I-Pick-On-Her, YOU said it, not me! Sheesh.
I am not jealous! Who would be jealous of that shrine you've got going? I mean, really, I think your old boyfriends would want their junk back.
At least I have old boyfriends!!!!!
Some of us are not dependent on a MAN, thank you very much. I am a strong, independent woman who does fine without the other half of the species, thank you.
I'm not DEPENDENT! I mean, after being in your company so long, it kind of drives you to the opposite sex.
What's THAT supposed to mean? Oh, never mind, let's just ask all the aspiring writers out there for ReBoot fan fiction.
Okay. All aspiring writers out there--we need ReBoot fan fiction. Wow--all that talk just for that one meaningful line.
So we're not known for efficiency. Anyway, send your fan fiction to either one of us. Series will not be posted until completed, and anything vulgar or otherwise over PG-13 will be immediately thrown away while we call your mother.
And we all know how much you like doing that! Mom is STILL yelling at me...
You deserved it, Ms. Let's-See-How-Badly-I-Can-Traumatize-My-Friend-For-Life!
It was just a joke Ms. I'm-Too-Dumb-To-Realize-The-Difference-Between-Gatorade-And-Toilet-Bowl-Cleaner.
At least I didn't find myself in Mexico on a Canadian road trip!
That only happened the one time...You swore you'd never mention it!
No, I swore I'd not mention the OTHER road trip, remember. And I still haven't told the cops anything about that.
You'd better not, or I'll tell them about that little "study" session you held last weekend.
My lips are sealed. So remember, boys and girls, write some ReBoot fan fiction that you'd let your mother read, and make sure your grammar is how you want it before you send it. We have enough trouble pointing out each other's mistakes without worrying about yours!
