Index of this page:
Watch yourself!
There is a destiny that makes us brothers
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have learned
Windows 2000
Shortest course in human relations
Who knows what?
Reform the rest of us?
An answered prayer
Winners vs Losers
Take Time
Prayer of husbands (and wives)
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
Index
There is a destiny that makes us brothers;
None goes his way alone;
All that we send into the lives of others
Comes back into our own.
Index
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have learned
* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
* When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
* If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
* Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
* You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
* Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
* Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
* Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
* Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
* School lunches stick to the wall.
* You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Index
The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned
Windows 2000:
1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now?
(Y/Y)"
10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please
log off."
11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
20. User Error: Replace user.
21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
22. Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
23. If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and
all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
24. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have
been deleted. The police are on the way.
Index
The most important words in life:
6 most important words - I admit I made a mistake.
5 most important words - I am proud of you.
4 most important words - What do you think?
3 most important words - If you please.
2 most important words - Thank you.
1 most important words - We.
The least important word - I
Index
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not, is a fool
- avoid him
He who knows not and knows that he knows not, is a child
- teach him
He who knows, and knows what he knows, is a wise man
- follow him
Index
There is so much good in the worst of us,
and so much bad in the best of us,
that it is hard to tell which of us
ought to reform the rest of us.
Index
I asked for strength -
and God gave me difficulties to make me strong.
I asked for wisdom -
and God gave me problems to learn to solve.
I asked for prosperity -
and God gave me brain and brawn to work.
I asked for courage -
and God gave me dangers to overcome.
I asked for love -
and God gave me troubled people to help.
I asked for favours -
and God gave me opportunities.
I received nothing I wanted.
I received everything I needed.
My prayer has been answered.
Index
A winner is always part of the answer.
A loser is always part of the problem.
A winner always has a plan.
A loser always has an excuse.
A winner says: "Let me do it for you."
A loser says: "That is not my job."
A winner sees an answer for any problem.
A loser sees a problem for any answer.
A winner sees a green near every sandtrap.
A loser sees two sandtraps near every green.
A winner says: "It may be difficult but it's possible."
A loser says: "It may be possible but it's too difficult."
Index
Take time to think; it is the source of power!
Take time to play; it is the secret of perpetual youth!
Take time to read; it is the fountain of wisdom!
Take time to pray; it the greatest power on earth!
Take time to to love and be loved; it is a Godgiven privilege!
Take time to be friendly; it the road to happiness!
Take time to laugh; it is the music of the soul!
Take time to listen to music; it is inspiration to the soul!
Take time to give; it heals you of selfishness!
Take time to work; it is the price of success!
Take time to do charity; it is the key to heaven!
Index
Dear God, keep our wives from shopping sprees
and protect them from bargains we cannot afford.
Lead them not into temptation,
for they do not know what they do.
Almighty God, Keep our husbands from
looking at other women and then
comparing them with us.
Save them from making fools of themselves
by trying to look younger than us.
Above all, please do not forgive their trespasses
for they know exactly what they do.
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