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"Live free or die."
-New Hampshire State Motto

"Write the bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble."
-Arabic Parable

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."
-Anon.

"Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf."
-American Indian Proverb

"One should not stand at the foot of a sick person's bed, because that place is reserved for the guardian angel."
-Jewish Folk Saying

"Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique."
-Anon.

"Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times."
-Anon.

"Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven."
-Yiddish Proverb

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
-Anon.

"Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read."
-Computer Museum (Boston)

"Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead."
-Scottish Proverb

"Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window."
-Anon.

"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."
-Anon.

"Crime, like disease, is not interesting; it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it."
-Anon.

"Great minds think alike."
-Anon.

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."
-James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies

"If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?"
-Anon.

"If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes."
-Anon.

"Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand."
-Anon.

"A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it."
-Anon.

"Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME."
-Anon.

"One thing you can't recycle is wasted time."
-Anon.

"He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened."
-Anon.

"The journey is the reward."
-Taoist Saying

"A poet is someone who is astonished by everything."
-Anon.

"Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up."
-Anon.

"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
-Anon.

"Indecision is like a stepchild: if he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is wasting water."
-African Proverb

"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money."
-Anon.

"Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of."
-Anon.

"Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg."
-Anon.

"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."
-Anon.

"Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best."
-Anon.

"Heck was created for those who refuse to believe in Gosh."
-Anon.

"Artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity."
-Anon.

"Hard work never killed anybody...but why take chances?"
-Anon.

"The light at the end of the tunnel is at the wrong end."
-Anon.

"When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane."
-Anon.

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder."
-Anon.

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