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"When all else fails, follow instructions."
-Anon.

"Resistance is useless! (If < 1 ohm)"
-Anon.

"Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether."
-Anon.

"When in doubt, give advice."
-Anon.

"The Two Rules of Success: 1. Don't tell everything you know."
-Anon.

"Take 20 aspirins and you'll feel better, if you wake up."
-Anon.

"Statistics show every two minutes another statistic is created."
-Anon.

"There is more room in your head for thoughts than thoughts in your head for room."
-Anon.