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"An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing."

"A computer is almost human - except that it doesn't blame it's mistakes on another computer."

"The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out..."

"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."

"COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key."

"A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages."

"Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals ... with their eyes opened."
-ricS

"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..."

"Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)"

"General Failure's Fault. Not Yours."

"Hit any user to continue."

"Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying."

"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue."

"Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can."

"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng."

"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."

"Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address."

"Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently."

"Silence is one great art of conversation."

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."

"Reality can be beaten with enough imagination."

"Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns."

"No one is listening until you make a mistake."

"Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research."

"Fall seven times, stand up eight."
-Japanese Proverb

"Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours."
-Swedish Proverb  

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