The man just keeps on whuppin' the rednecks! Heck, they're so busy eating their Whoppers and Big Macs, The Cat catches 'em while they're stuffing their faces. Not that it matters. Fat-forming food or not, The Cat will whup that @$$. Lately the Cat has been on a roll. He already killed Fluff Bagwell, Blimpberg, Fat Norton...the man simply outclassed and out-danced the Dental Inferno. Do I really need to go on? He destroyed musical icons, such as Al Green and Prince. If KISS had hung around WCW, they woulda had the make-up slapped out of 'em! What I'm trying to say is: BEWARE THE FUNKY RED DANCE SHOES!!
Read how The Cat suckered that punk Glacier...he can't beat The Cat. He's a fat boy!!!
(Well, duh, again. The Cat didn't really say the stuff in quotes above. Artistic license was taken. Settle down. Laugh. Breathe.)
As "The Cat" Ernest Miller continues to shine, Glacier seethes.
The former tag team partners seem headed in different directions. "The Cat" has been snagging win after win with his incredible martial arts ability. Glacier, on the other hand, has a bad case of the sophomore jinx. Miller's continued success eats at last year's rookie sensation.
("I told him my hands and feet were registered weapons...")
"Most people might not realize that I was undefeated until Ernest Miller came along," Glacier said. "Ernest begged me to be my partner, so I agreed. I then taught him everything he now knows about the sport, and how does he repay me? By stealing my spotlight. Sure, his martial arts skill is pretty good, a little above average, but his wrestling skill was no where near where it needed to be. Certainly no where near my level of expertise."
("I didn't steal it, fat boy! I'm a 3 time karate champ, who are you?? I'M THE GREATEST!")
Miller has been on an impressive win streak of late, most recently stooping rising star Jerry Flynn. Glacier, meanwhile, has been suffering a mental meltdown.
("Gave him to the count of 5, like all the rest...he knew I'd kick that ass!!!")
"All Mr. Miller does is a few ballerina kicks, nothing more," Glacier said. "When we were a tag team, I'd fight hard for the 10-minutes of the match, then tag him in. He'd then execute one move -- on an opponent I had already softened up -- and he'd get the win, claim he did everything. Mr. Miller is the epitome of a glory hound."
("You the epitome of a fat boy, FAT BOY!!!! Cant' nobody beat me! Send somebody out here, Lee Marshall!")
Glacier entered his second year in WCW with a revised look at the ring. He allowed his hair to grow out to its natural color, and has tried to take a more aggressive approach to his opponents.
("He's still a pansified sissy fat boy..")
"People seem to think I'm a changed person, but I don't think that way. I guess I'm just more focused in the ring," he said. "When I first arrived in WCW, I took into account the thinking that you react to what's going on with your opponent, give him the benefit of the doubt until he gives you a reason not to think that way. Well, a lot of wrestlers have had success not as a reactor, but rather, as an aggressor, someone who makes things happen. You know, be the attacker. Well, that's all I'm doing now."
("What you need to do is sit down and shut up, fat boy!")
And the boos that ring through every arena when Glacier arrives? He's got an answer for them, too.
("Everybody loves me! I'm The GREATEST!")
They are 4 myopponents. The fans show their support for me by booing the other guy. Hey, I'd like to let the fans get to know Glacier on a one-to-one basis," he said. "I take a lot responsibility in being a great role-model for kids. To be a successful person in this world, be it in wrestling or business or wherever, you gotta be a go-getter; you gotta attack. And that's what I'm doing now. I guess it's a little shift, a slightly new direction."
("How you gonna be a role model layin' on the mat after I 3 time karate kick yo ass?")
Glacier clearly is on a crash course with Miller. Again, regardless of what he says to the contrary.
. Ernest Miller, man, we go way, way back. We've been friends forever. I probably shouldn't say this, but, I'm the one who has to take credit for introducing Ernest to the world of professional wrestling," Glacier said. "For years, Ernest was a huge wrestling fanatic. Not just a fan, but a fanatic. And he bugged me and bugged me and bugged me, just for tickets. I got his whole family, and a bunch of his friends, tickets and backstage passes for the matches.
("A three time champ like me don't have to beg, fat boy! I came in and kicked your fat butt and kept on going! Can't nobody stop me! Hold me back Sonny...!!")
"Now this -- stealing my spotlight -- is how he repays me?
("HOLD ME BACK, SONNY!!!!")
"Go back and look at the tapes of our matches, who carries who? Me. Who helps who? I'm helping him. Who's whimpering in the corner, hoping he doesn't get tagged in? Miller. I think I have a legitimate complaint. Basically, what I see is, I gave him a break into another profession, and now he's ungrateful."
("SHUT UP, FAT BOY!!!!")
Despite his recent losing streak, Glacier remains a WCW rising star. (He ranks among the "bosses" on the new WCW vs. NWO Nintendo 64 game.) But will he be able to withstand the pressure in the ring? Glacier's comments sit less than well with Miller. And a revitalized James Vandenberg and crew still want a piece of the ice man.
("Me and Norman Smiley were supposed to be in the N64 game Revenge, but they took us out 'cause they were afraid we'd HURT SOMEBODY!!!")
However, he's confident -- bordering on cocky -- that he can withstand everyone.
("He's just another victim for the three time karate champ! But I don't need to tell you people that!")
"Soon, I hope to be able to bask in the glory of what I've worked so hard at ... and I'm gonna do so by winning a championship belt," Glacier said. "Mark my words."
("Ain't no way, FAT BOY! Why? 'Cause I'm the GREATEST!!!!">
