I'm a loser, but you can lie to me"-Kyle
"Alright fine, just push us right out Carson"- Rob
"Watch out..watch out here they come..they're awfully cute!"-Rob
"Music is a very special place to visit. Sometimes I never want to leave"-Adam
"Kyle...what are you doing? Are you sucking her toes?"- Rob
"The world's fifty most beautiful people right here!"- Brian
"Hey, we're attractive man!"- Adam
"We're damn good looking"- Rob
"Stay in school, they got all the good dope"- Paul
"Whatever you do, don't go to your local bookstore and buy that book that says 'How to Write a Hit Song' cause you know what? It's not gonna happen"- Paul
"Everybody in our band is pretty grounded. Nobody takes themselves too seriously."- Rob
"I was hoping that there were going to be ten hits off the album"- Adam
"You can insult us all you want, that's fine. But if like you're insulting us and seven million people did go buy our record, so are they idiots now?"-Paul
"If you're gonna bash us, be clever"-Rob
"Can you guys say AIEEEEEEEEEE!?! That's what you say when you're having a good time!"- Rob
"My little Robbie is the man as well."-Adam
"Your not doing it because you want to sell a million records, your not doing it cause you want anything at all, your doing it because you love to make music"- Rob
"Help me! Adam is insane and I fear he is trying to take me down with him." - Paul
"Can we smoke here?"-Paul
"Never lick a phone book." - Adam
"David Hasselhoff. Germans love him." - Brian
"This is, uh, very important part of my show....It's a little eyeliner I do, I do it for the kids. It enhances my eyes." - Adam.
"My mom has that license plate, 'My son is the drummer of Matchbox 20.' And then she has this big bumper sticker that says, 'Honk if you love Matchbox 20.'" - Paul
"This is beautiful. We're having people arrested, because we want to." - Adam
"I can't figure out what city I'm in." - Rob
"I was in fear of my life. Thought we were dying. The swaying was violent." - Kyle
"Unclaimed baggage. None of it would be mine. I've claimed all my baggage." - Brian
"Kyle, you're the monkey, come on, climb that." - Adam
"Adam's a child molester." - Rob
"THE SOUND OF ROCK!!!! THE SOUND OF ROOOOCK!!" - Brian
"As long as they let us tour, we will tour. We'll do whatever we have to do to keep this bus."- Rob
"Be conscious of everything that's going on. Know what everyone is doing, but act like you're totally an idiot."-Rob
"Don't just hear it, feel it"-Kyle
"I had the strangest dream where a leprechaun stole my lucky charms"-Brian
"Cleanliness is next to godliness"-Adam
"I think silly pants is a wonderful nickname. I think fast britches is a little more disturbing"-Adam
"If I wasn't singing I would be in jail or delivering flowers"- Rob
"I don't know anything about money, but I know it's really cool"-Adam
"Robs a rock star. He makes us go around calling him Mr. Thomas"- Paul
"You know Rob's a glue sniffer"- Adam
"You know what bigger feet mean...bigger shoes!"- Rob
"Nothing makes you feel more energized than the word SPOON!"- Paul
"We're all single, we're all heterosexual, and no one in the band has ever made out with Brad Pitt"- Adam
