The Lift Series; Part the One: Turbo Me Blues!

Man I’d love to be a Turbolift.
Those Trekkies get all the best mod-cons, not just your bog-standard, mind-numbingly boring up and down.
Oh no, they get sideways too.
Sideways.
Upways.
Downways.
Left to bloody right.
Lucky buggers, they don’t know just how fortunate they are.
Turbo lifts – bunch of tossers the lot of them.


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