Major problems and minor imperfections
Here is where we complain about how the movies did not live up to our hopes, dreams and ridiculously high expectations.
if you have any additions please email one of us with "complaints" in the subject line.
The Sorceror's Stone
- No Peeves- this was the most egregious monsterous imperfection in all of the movies. They gave nearly headless nick a part but he got stupid obvious unecessary lines(we know he's important later but still...) We are incensed!
- According to us, James Potter looked too old.
- According to us, Dumbledore acted too old (we love richard harris and he really looked the part, he just should have...been more jovial and odd)
- No sorting hat song
- They left out snapes soorceror's stone protection. with the potions.
- no professor binns. (less incensed)
The Chamber of Secrets
- No deathday party. (Incensed!)
- Penelope Clearwater didn't get petrified
- lockharts valentines day stuff was missing
- a lot of little things that are too tedious to mention but that took away from the whole experience
- a lot of lockhart stuff was left out
- the de-gnoming was missing
The Prisoner of Azkaban
- we didn't like that they didn't make clear Cedric's nobleness when it came to the outcome of the quidditch match. in fact there was no mention of cedric diggory. they did show him though. kudos
- sir cadogan was not in the movie. only the deleted scenes.
- Sirius never attacked Ron. except in deleted scenes
- sirius wasn't very hot. his teeth were all rotten and stuff. We mean, who doesn't think sirius is hot?
- Lupin wasn't hot either. everyone knows all the marauders were hot except wormtail.
- He got his firebolt at the end instead of in the middle. and what was with the way they ended? with his face freezing? that was dumb.
- its a good thing that shrunken head thing was so cool or we might have something to say about it...
- Harry never never told Stan his name was Neville.
- and some other stuff...
