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"French Story"

"BryanGuy.com", School Style-"French Story"

This is the result of a story I wrote in French class when the sub assigned us to write a story that takes place in France. I was also kind of hyper at the time. And, other people added to it as well.

In France, there was a guy. A guy named Jean-Paul-Xavior-Flaurence-Jones III. This is a tale of his mystical exploits in the land known as...FRANCE II.
Jean-Paul-Xavior-Flaurence-Jones III was at...THE LOUVE. Suddenly, the doors exploded, and in came the ACTION TROOPERS DELUXE TIMES TEN AND A HALF POINT EIGHT CUBED...TO THE MAX. Then, they said to Jean-Paul-Xavior-Flaurence-Jones III "All your base are belong to us!" Then, Jean-Paul-Xavior-Flaurence-Jones III said "Wizzle sizzle abizzle thizzle fizzle." And then, the ACTION TROOPERS DELUXE TIMES TEN AND A HALF POINT EIGHT CUBED... TO THE MAX attacked with their javascript function, "launchPopUp()". Then, Jean-Paul-Xavior-Flaurence-Jones III said "Arg, that's annoying... but I can do that..." and used his leet javascript skillz to decode it, and then added a "Z" to "javascipt", creating an ERROR. With the function disabled, the ACTION TROOPERS DELUXE TIMES TEN AND A HALF POINT EIGHT CUBED... TO THE MAX were open to an attack, an attack called "BLACK SECRET TECHNIQUE: HARPSICHORD FURY!!!" But it failed, because he accidentaly picked up a GLOCKENSPIEL (not to be confused with cocker spaniel.) Then, the ACTION TROOPERS DELUXE TIMES TEN AND A HALF POINT EIGHT CUBED... TO THE MAX said "Aha, now we will use our blue electromagnetic wave on you!", and they did. But it didn't work, and Jean-Paul-Xavior-Flaurence-Jones III said "Ha, you retards, you know that never works, not even in Steven's story, only in the Channel 1 Commercial!" And then, Jean-Paul-Xavior-Flaurence-Jones III summoned his magic GREEN GUITAR from out of "The Middle", and used his "Ultra Haxor Mega Hyper Smash, with a hint of F sharp" and slammed his guitar on the them, playing F sharp at the same time, causing a magical green explosion to issue from his guitar, and The Louve exploded, . The ACTION TROOPERS DELUXE TIMES TEN AND A HALF POINT EIGHT CUBED... TO THE MAX were ownxored, just as they always were, and Jean-Paul-Xavior-Flaurence-Jones III said "OWNED... WITH A Z!"

THE END...FOR NOW...

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