English Translation?
Mood:  irritated
DeAr Devrin

u r so kwel i think that u r the bomb u roc my socs dude.

my sis luvs ur bro and she says she wnats to mary him. ash is freky an he scrs me.

i wantd to no, r u single? if u r i wnt 2 dat u!!!!!!!!!!!1

luv 4 evur

DeVinEGuRloFDrEaMs

Dear Whatever your name is,

I have no idea what you just said. I asked Ash and he said it was a language called 'noob' and those who spoke it were terminally stupid.

Either rewrite this thing literately or don't bother me.

-Deverin

First Entry
Mood:  don't ask
Dear Deverin,

I know two guys, and they both hate eachother. One of these guys is my cousin, and the other is a close friend. When ever they are within sight of each other, they start fighting, and I don't know what to do.

Also, I'm worried that there may be something else going on because I caught me cousin reading a book about rare poisons. My friend nearly always eats over and my cousin's been offering to cook dinner for a while now...I'm kinda worried...

~Confused



Dear Confused (Eva):

Spencer is completely insane, do you know that?

Don't let him cook. His cooking looks like something nuked it anyways, so it's no loss.

~Deverin