English Translation?
Mood:  irritated
DeAr Devrin

u r so kwel i think that u r the bomb u roc my socs dude.

my sis luvs ur bro and she says she wnats to mary him. ash is freky an he scrs me.

i wantd to no, r u single? if u r i wnt 2 dat u!!!!!!!!!!!1

luv 4 evur

DeVinEGuRloFDrEaMs

Dear Whatever your name is,

I have no idea what you just said. I asked Ash and he said it was a language called 'noob' and those who spoke it were terminally stupid.

Either rewrite this thing literately or don't bother me.

-Deverin