So, you wanna know about Triangle Elite LARP? Well, read this then, you brainless ogre, you. Check out the Question and Answer form! Oooh! Ahhh!
Q: What is a LARP?
A:If you dont know what a LARP is, just leave. Get out of here. You sicken me.
Q:Jerk.
A: That wasn't a question.
Q: Sorry.
A: There you go again.
Q: Shaddap. So, like, where do we have these things?
A: Usually in forests or parks that aren't used too often. If you have a big foresty place nearby, preferably with trails and minimal people, tell Boris.
Q: WTF is a Boris?
A: He is the nerd who organizes this stuff. He is like God. We all bow down to Boris.
Q: He's writing this rules page now, isn't he?
A: Maybe. Shut up. Go away. No. Come back.
Q: Okay, so, like, when do we do this blasphemic deed of Sata-I mean LARP?
A: Ususally on weekends and almost every day we have off of school. If you can make it, awesome, if you cant, too bad. No character points for you.
Q: WHAT!? WHOA!! HEY!!!! What's a character point?
A: A character point, or a 'CP' is what you use to advance your character's statistics. You can get these CPs by...
-Finding chests
-Killing monsters
-Attending an event.
-Impressing the great Boris (or his LARP talent agents) with your LARPing skills.
-Bringing stuff like food and *cough cough*money*cough cough*
-Having a kick-arse costume.
Q: What? That's it!?
A: Shaddap, there are more, like ummm....
-Finding LARP locations
-Just being overall helpful.
Q: Okay, so what does this "CP" look like?
A: It's a piece of paper with either a "1 CP" written on it or a "5 CP" written on it.
Q: Ooooh, creative.
A: Once, again, that isn't a question.
Q: Yeah yeah, whatever. Now, what can I wear not wear at LARPs.
A: Well, if you come dressed up in regular 'Muggle' clothes, you will be ridiculed and we'll probably mug you. You have to had at least put effort into your costume or at least it should look good. Denim is the Satan of LARPing. And you get CP for dressing good. Dress accordingly with the weather.
Q: How about alcohol, drugs, lawyers and rabies?
A: No, dont bring those. Sell them on Ebay for duct tape money.
Q: Tell me how to battle.
A: ...
Q: I mean, how do you battle?
A: That's better. You'll find out in the next section.
Q: Anything else I need to know?
A: Use your common sence and you should be fine. Now go back and read the thing on battle.
Q: Make me.
A: Shaddap, I know where you live.
