XoMs.CuTiEoX'S pAyGe

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-NAME-U dUn NeEd Ta NoE!:)

-SEX-WeN eN WhErE!LoL J/K

I'M 100% FeMaLe!

-LOCATION- ChI-tOwN bAbI!

-AGE-NoNe Ob Ur BuSiNeSs!PLUS ITS CONFIDENTIAL!LOL

-STATUS-SiNgLe En LiViN iT uP!

POEMS BY PPL:

BY ISA

**I sit down to pee.

**And I can justify

**any shopping spree.

**Don't go to a barber,

**but a beauty salon.

**I can get a massage

**without a hard-on.

**I can balance the checkbook,

**I can pump my own gas.

**Can talk to my friends,

**about the size of my ass.

**My beauty's a masterpiece,

**and yes, it takes long.

**At least I can admit,

**to others when I'm wrong.

**I don't drive in circles,

**at any cost.

**And I don't have a problem,

**admitting I'm lost.

**I never forget,

**an important date.

**You just gotta deal with it,

**I'm usually late.

**I don't watch movies,

**with lots of gore.

**Don't need instant replay,

**to remember the score.

**I won't lose my hair,

**I don't get jock itch.

**And just cause I'm assertive,

**Don't call me a bitch.

**Don't say to your friends,

**Oh yeah, I can get her.

**In your dreams, my dear,

**I can do better!

**Flowers are okay,

**But jewelry's best.

**Look at me you idiot...

**Not at my chest????

**I don't have a problem,

**With Expressing my feelings.

**I know when you're lying,

**You look at the ceiling.

**DON'T call me a GIRL ,

**a BABE or a CHICK .

**I am a WOMAN.

**Get it?, you DICK!?!

ALSO BY ISA:

So your the bitch

That called me a bitch

Well listen bitch

It takes a bitch

To know a bitch

BITCH!!!

B is for beautiful

I is for intelligent

T is for tough

C is for cute

H is for Healthy

BuH bAi! MwAh