PG-13/ warnings: humor (kind of), it's got a slash theme to it, about harry, ron, hermione and 'the death eaters' - and some bad language.
Ronnie the red
Fantastic in bed
Here to kick ya’ head
Hermi-o-ne
Setting elves free
Stings like a bee
Harry Pott-er
He’s a rotter
Gonna kill you lotta
It’s the Powerpoof Gang
They don’t do slang
Doin’ their thang
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
It all started one day
While they lay
Next to the lake
Eatin’ some cake
Watchin’ Death Eaters
Fuck in the waters
Cool to be gay
So they did say
Harry and Ron
Stripped to their thongs
Joined in the fun
Under the sun
They turned into poofs
Now here is the proof
Comin’ to get ya
Don’t look behind ya
They’re gonna find ya
The Powerpoof gang
Harry Ron Hermione
The Powerpoof gang
Runnin naked and free
Playin with evil
It’s unbelievable
It’s the Powerpoof Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
disclaimer: this story is not in any way official, it has not been written, approved or even seen by j.k. rowling, it doesn't really follow any true plot of the harry potter series, please don't take offence by any of the things written here. all characters etc belong to j.k rowling and her publishers.
