This is Nathan. He is probably the funniest person i have ever met in all my years. He's also really sweet and understanding and smart and a computer nerd. But i'd say his best trait is his stupidity. I mean, not many ppl. will ride a little plasitc chair down the stairs just because. Or run in2 walls on command. Or have chair kicking contests w/ Dayton. Or ride Richard's foot. Or swim naked in an icecold river. OR the infamous: Drinking a pint of his own urine 4 $5.... Ug that one still manages to disgust me. Haha nething absurd or ridiculous that u can think of, Nathan will do (if he hasn't done it already) So, w/o much further adu, the interview...

Name: Nathan McCotter 5 batalion 6th unit
Age: 15 of your earth years but i have the emotional age of 9 according to colleen at least see it all started when i drank my own... (i think 9's a little high... maybe four...)
Height: 9 1/2 inches no wait (haha ew but wow, that's enuf 2 make rob jealous)

Hair: Well, it's black but he's a skinhead @ the moment
Fav. Animal: Cat (urg... our ongoing arguement, whether or not cats suck.. he's winning me over)
Marital Status: Single
Fav. Color: Clear because im a rebel
Biggest Turn On: Colleen
Biggest Turn Off: Bill and Ted (but they're so cool!)
Common Expressions: :"Drugs are bad, mmkay?" "Where's that little bald kid, I wanna beat 'im." "Somebody's KICKIN stuff!" "Hee hee (a girlish giggle that only he can do)" "SCREEECH!" "I don't need any of ur "left wing" kind of "mtv" kind of "hot pink" kind of..." "I'd like to say no, but the hat's already backwards" "Mrs. Wa-sack" "Crazy metal heads all they do is kick stuff and masterbate" "You're just here to entertain us... huh huh You said anus" "If i catch you boys a whackin in here again, i'm gonna hog-tie ya!"
"Haha, (S)he said ...(insert word here even remotly dirty)" "SKAwidward" "The chair kicked me!" "Stealing is wrong" "Sco-ore"and last but DEFINATLY not least, "DEW!" Fav. Band: Deftones
Pet Peeve: huh?
s: what's ur pet peeve?
N: cat
s: huh? alll those brains and u don't know what a pet peeve is?
N: (after stacy explains it) Speakers that overload with the drop of a hat (like i said, computer nerd... but we love him neway)
Style: One of maybe 5 shirts (either Deftones or Sponge Bob) and parachute pants!
Fav. Cartoon: Sponge Bob!

Well, that's Nathan. He moved away recently and I can't tell u how much I miss him. But u know what, we hav soooooo may good memories 2gether... and i'm sure there's plenty more 2 come. Writing this article was probably the hardest i've laffed in a long time just b/c i'm remembering all this stuff. Oh gosh. Nathan, u light up our lives. I LOVE U!!