It's a Sheeptacular World

This page is dedicated to Sheepyness. With this in mind I would first like to clear up a few things, such as the true nature of sheepishness. The American Heritage Dictionary defines Sheepish as "1.Embarrassed, as by consciousness of a fault 2.Meek or stupid." However, true sheepishness lyes much deeper in a person's soul than that. A truely sheepish person is a wallflower, but not shy, a trend setter who's not trendy, and ALWAYS an asshole but a subtle, ingenious asshole.

Ways to be sheepish:

• At a Party:
• Spike the punch whilst no one is to be seen
• Intentionally miss the pinata hitting a well-dressed party goer, take the wallet screw the candy
• Always be fashionable by appearing in your mardi-gras garb
• Continually wear a grin, one wich makes those around you feel uncomfortable
• Dance to everything like it's an insane techno beat
• At the dinner table:
• Start a strikingly interesting conversation with yourself, pay no mind to the others
• Cut everything into very small pieces making a sort of self portrait
• Never eat true art
• In the store:
• Hide behind a can of peas
• Later, get hungary and eat said can of little green goodness
• Never buy clothing with those magnetic tags, THEY will be able to find you
• Always go for wool
• At school:
• Don't converse with the others, they're only after your erasable pen
• If you find open lockers, bless them with remnants of your lunch
• Never leave your locker open

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