I Took The Greatest Poop Ever
Three Things I Liked About This Poop
- It had a perfect delivery
- Coloration was about a nine out of ten, it was multicolored but consistent by region. Really a nice job if I say so myself.
- SHAPE! The truly extraordinary aspect of this doody was the shape. A perfect ninety degree angle. Very very rare.
I am so glad you took the time to view my poop. I really put a lot of time and effort into it. I would like to thank the foods that made this possible, raisons... I couldn't have done it without you. To all the people who've helped me on my way, I'll never forget any of you. Please come back for more news on any other extraodinary poops I decide to take.