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A Clear Conscience is The sign of a Bad Memory
A day without sunshine, is like night
A mind is a terrible thing to waste
A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket
Agnus Deae
All around my I see Chaos, Panic, and Disorder. At last, my work here is done.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
Always Remember: Pillage first, THEN burn!
Always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.
Am I supposed to be impressed?
An angry dragon may eat you, but an angry woman is truly dangerous
Angels have PMS too
Annoy a politician today - THINK
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
Auntie Em - Hate you - Hate kansas - Taking the Dog - Dorothy
Bad Cop. Bad, BAD cop. No donut!
Before you criticize somone walk a mile in his shoes - That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a
mile away - and barefoot.
Belief is no substitute for knowledge
Blessed be the censors, for they shall truly inhibit the earth
Bondage is knot for everyone
Born Again Pagan
Borrow money only from pessimists - They won't expect it back
Carpe Noctem Anything worth doing happens after dark!
Cats are amazing! Cute, furry, friendly and only 140 calories per serving
Cats make great pets - out of their owners
CAUTION: Vampire in Trunk!
Celebrate Diversity
Chaos, Panic, and Disorder - My work here is done
Christianity has Pagan DNA
Civil disobedience - It's not just for revolutionaries anymore
Consciousness - That annoying time between naps
Dead men tell no tales ...unless your in forensics
Denial is not a river in Egypt
Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off
DO NOT DISTURB - Occupant is disturbed enough already
Do Not Meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Do Not Meddle in the affairs of witches... (pic of frog)
Doing my part to piss of the religious right
Dogs come when you call... Cats have answering machines
Don't worry - It only seems kinky the first time
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Dyselxics have more fnu
Errors have been made - Others will be blamed
Faith is a powerful thing. It often shuts off the rational mind
First they burn books, the they burn people
Five days a week, my body is a temple - The other two, it's an amusement park
Four out of five cannibals recommend vegitarians
Freedom of religion means any religion
Friends let you hide at their place. Real friends help you hide bodies
Get a taste of religion, Lick a witch.
Give me that old-time religion! (pic of penticle)
GO AHEAD, HONK. If I can hear you, you're in range.
Go Fascinate someone else
God created Adam, saw the mistake, and created Eve
God is too big to fit inside one religion
God must love stupid people - He made so many
God, please save me from your followers
Goddess Bless America
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than going swimming makes you a fish
Hard work has future payoff - Laziness pays off now
He who laughs last, thinks slowest
HELL - The hot place to be
Here Dragon, Dragon
How do I set my laser printer to stun?
I am getting so tired of slitting the throats of people who say I'm a violent psychopath
I am perfectly sane. The little voices in my head told me so!
I believe in life before death
I can't go to work today. The voices said "Stay home and clean the guns."
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I don't need a new religion. I haven't used up the old one
I dress this way to bother you
I get along with God just fine. It's his fan clubs that I can't stand
I get plenty of exercise just pushing my luck
I got out of bed for this?
I have plenty of vision and talent - I just don't care
I just want revenge - is that so wrong?
I know you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and deformed?
I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
I live in another dimension, but I have a summer home in reality
I love cats. Want to trade recipes?
I love my country. It's my government I fear.
I love the Goddess.
I started with nothing and have most of it left
I think, therefore I am dangerous
I think we met in a past life, and I was a witch then, too
I took a pain pill - Why are you still here?
I wasn't created in your image of God
I wasn't born a bitch - Men like you made me this way
I wore black before it was cool
If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?
If guns cause crime, matches cause arson!
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on the cat
If only closed minds came with closed mouths
If the rapture would rid us of some of these idiots, it couldn't come soon enough!
If the world didn't suck - we would all fall off
If we are what we eat - I'm cheap, fast and easy
If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
If you think "our Father in Heaven" is angry, just wait 'till Mom finds out!
If you want a country run by religion, move to Iran
I'm disturbed. I'm depressed. I'm inadequate. I've got it all.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
I'm not really a bitch, I've just had PMS for 40 years
I'm not schizophrenic - we only think we are
I'm not tense - just terribly alert
I'm really easy to get along with - once you people learn to worship me
I'm straight, but not narrow
In case of Rapture, can I have your car?
In Goddess we trust
It's been lovely, but i have to scream now
It's Your Hell - You Burn in it.
Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite
Jesus loves you, I don't. Now, back off!
Keep Honking While I Reload
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
Last time we mixed politics with religion... People got burned at the stake
Legalizing concealed weapons would be fine - IF STUPIDITY WAS OUTLAWED
Life still sucks but now I can except it
Love your enemies, it really confuses them
Madness takes it's toll - Please have exact change
Men exist because cats can't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither
of these things explain children.
Minds are like parachutes, They only function when open
My convictions are not for public display
My family is more dysfunctional than your family.
My Karma ran over my Dogma
My mind wandered - and never came back
My mind not only wanders - sometimes it leaves completely
My other car is a broom
My Parents taught me to fight for justice
Next time you feel perfect try walking on water
Nice front bumper you got there. Shame if something happened to it...
Nice little planet you've got here. Shame if something happened to it...
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
No matter where you go, There you are
No - my powers can only be used for good
No, No, NO
"Normal" is a setting on my washing machine
"Not a morning person" does not even begin to describe it.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Objects in mirror may have flunked Driver Ed
Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most
Oh sure, but what's the speed of dark?
Once you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
Out of body, Back in five minutes
Pagan and Proud
Pagans make better lovers
Painfully aware
Perhaps you're diagonally parked in a parallel universe
Please don't honk - Driver may go postal if awakened
Practice safe sex - Go fuck yourself
Question Authority
Question Reality
Reality is for people who lack imagination
Reality is the anchovy on the pizza of life
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you.
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich
Religions are just cults with more members
Religious groups should stay out of politics or be taxed
Rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated
Sanity is a state of mind... but the taxes are so high I had to move away.
Santa is jolly, because he knows where all the bad girls live
Sentence your child to an education
Sex on television can't hurt, unless you fall off
She who laughs lasts
Si hoc adfixumin obice legere potes, et liberaler educatus et nimim propinquus ades!
[translation: If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated, and much
too close! (in Latin)]
Skyclad - The only way to fly
Smile - It's the second best thing you can do with your lips
So many men, so little reason to sleep with any of them
So many pedestrians, so little time
So you're a feminist - Isn't that cute?
Some days, it's not just worth gnawing through the straps!
"Some people say I'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one." ~John Lennon
Some things must be believed before they can be seen
Something wiccan this way comes
Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian
Stop repeat offenders - Don't re-elect them
Support capitol punishment - Flog a politician today
Support the right to keep and arm bears!
Sure you can trust the government - Just ask an Indian
Teach, don't preach
That's a face only a mother could love, and she's having trouble
The Celts used soap long before the Roman's started to
The "Christian Right" is NIETHER
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
The Goddess is alive, and magick is afoot
The Goddess loves you - Everyone else thinks you're a jerk
The Goddess loves you - Whether you believe in her or not!
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live
The old ways are alive
The older I get, the better I am
The only problem with Baptists is - they don't hold them under long enough
The problem isn't water, or waste, or space, or fuel. The problem is people!
The problem with the gene pool is - There's no lifeguard
The way to a man's heart is between the fourth and fifth ribs
The ways are many... The Light is one!
There is no freedom of religion without freedom from religion
There's too much blood in my caffine system
Therapy is expensive - Popping bubble wrap is cheap - You choose
They are not hot flashes - They are power surges
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither
liberty nor safety." ~Benjamin Franklin, 1759
Things haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister
Those who can, teach. Those who cannot teach ARE RUNNING THE SCHOOLS.
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
To hell with the Baptists, I'm going to Disneyland
To Know- To Will- To Dare- To Keep Silent
Today's mighty oak, is just yesterday's nut
Trust in God, she will provide
Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
Vegetarian- Primitive word for lousy hunter
Vegetarians do it with relish (but wear a condiment)
Vegetarians taste better
WASP- White Anglo-Saxon Pagan
We are everywhere
We are all here, because we're not all there
We've got enough youth, what we need is a fountain of smart
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What's popular is not always right, what's right, is not always popular
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the
truth." ~S. Holmes
Where are all the good people?
Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket?
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Where there's a will - I want to be in it
Where there's a witch - there's a way
Who are you to question why your god doesn't want me to believe in him?
Why am I the only one on the planet who knows how to drive?
Why suffer from insanity when you can revel in it?
Why take life so seriously? It isn't permanent
Wink - I'll do the rest
Witch Wagon - Tailgaters will be Toad
Witches are crafty people
Witches are spellbinding people
Witches do it in circles
Witches do it in the Moonlight
WORK as if you don't need the money. LOVE as if you've never been hurt. DANCE as if no one
is watching.
Worry about your own damn family
Yes, I am a witch. Deal with it!
Yesterday was the last day for complaints
YOU - Off my planet!
You non-conformists are all alike
You'd be like this, too, if they dropped a house on your sister
Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot
Your silence will not protect you
Your village called - the idiot is missing
You're Pro-life? That's fine. Go get one and stay out of mine!