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A Clear Conscience is The sign of a Bad Memory

A day without sunshine, is like night

A mind is a terrible thing to waste

A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket

Agnus Deae

All around my I see Chaos, Panic, and Disorder. At last, my work here is done.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

Always Remember: Pillage first, THEN burn!

Always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

Am I supposed to be impressed?

An angry dragon may eat you, but an angry woman is truly dangerous

Angels have PMS too

Annoy a politician today - THINK

Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

Auntie Em - Hate you - Hate kansas - Taking the Dog - Dorothy

Bad Cop. Bad, BAD cop. No donut!

Before you criticize somone walk a mile in his shoes - That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.

Belief is no substitute for knowledge

Blessed be the censors, for they shall truly inhibit the earth

Bondage is knot for everyone

Born Again Pagan

Borrow money only from pessimists - They won't expect it back

Carpe Noctem Anything worth doing happens after dark!

Cats are amazing! Cute, furry, friendly and only 140 calories per serving

Cats make great pets - out of their owners

CAUTION: Vampire in Trunk!

Celebrate Diversity

Chaos, Panic, and Disorder - My work here is done

Christianity has Pagan DNA

Civil disobedience - It's not just for revolutionaries anymore

Consciousness - That annoying time between naps

Dead men tell no tales ...unless your in forensics

Denial is not a river in Egypt

Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

DO NOT DISTURB - Occupant is disturbed enough already

Do Not Meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Do Not Meddle in the affairs of witches... (pic of frog)

Doing my part to piss of the religious right

Dogs come when you call... Cats have answering machines

Don't worry - It only seems kinky the first time

Drive defensively. Buy a tank.

Dyselxics have more fnu

Errors have been made - Others will be blamed

Faith is a powerful thing. It often shuts off the rational mind

First they burn books, the they burn people

Five days a week, my body is a temple - The other two, it's an amusement park

Four out of five cannibals recommend vegitarians

Freedom of religion means any religion

Friends let you hide at their place. Real friends help you hide bodies

Get a taste of religion, Lick a witch.

Give me that old-time religion! (pic of penticle)

GO AHEAD, HONK. If I can hear you, you're in range.

Go Fascinate someone else

God created Adam, saw the mistake, and created Eve

God is too big to fit inside one religion

God must love stupid people - He made so many

God, please save me from your followers

Goddess Bless America

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than going swimming makes you a fish

Hard work has future payoff - Laziness pays off now

He who laughs last, thinks slowest

HELL - The hot place to be

Here Dragon, Dragon

How do I set my laser printer to stun?

I am getting so tired of slitting the throats of people who say I'm a violent psychopath

I am perfectly sane. The little voices in my head told me so!

I believe in life before death

I can't go to work today. The voices said "Stay home and clean the guns."

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I don't need a new religion. I haven't used up the old one

I dress this way to bother you

I get along with God just fine. It's his fan clubs that I can't stand

I get plenty of exercise just pushing my luck

I got out of bed for this?

I have plenty of vision and talent - I just don't care

I just want revenge - is that so wrong?

I know you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and deformed?

I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.

I live in another dimension, but I have a summer home in reality

I love cats. Want to trade recipes?

I love my country. It's my government I fear.

I love the Goddess.

I started with nothing and have most of it left

I think, therefore I am dangerous

I think we met in a past life, and I was a witch then, too

I took a pain pill - Why are you still here?

I wasn't created in your image of God

I wasn't born a bitch - Men like you made me this way

I wore black before it was cool

If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?

If guns cause crime, matches cause arson!

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on the cat

If only closed minds came with closed mouths

If the rapture would rid us of some of these idiots, it couldn't come soon enough!

If the world didn't suck - we would all fall off

If we are what we eat - I'm cheap, fast and easy

If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.

If you think "our Father in Heaven" is angry, just wait 'till Mom finds out!

If you want a country run by religion, move to Iran

I'm disturbed. I'm depressed. I'm inadequate. I've got it all.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

I'm not really a bitch, I've just had PMS for 40 years

I'm not schizophrenic - we only think we are

I'm not tense - just terribly alert

I'm really easy to get along with - once you people learn to worship me

I'm straight, but not narrow

In case of Rapture, can I have your car?

In Goddess we trust

It's been lovely, but i have to scream now

It's Your Hell - You Burn in it.

Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite

Jesus loves you, I don't. Now, back off!

Keep Honking While I Reload

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

Last time we mixed politics with religion... People got burned at the stake

Legalizing concealed weapons would be fine - IF STUPIDITY WAS OUTLAWED

Life still sucks but now I can except it

Love your enemies, it really confuses them

Madness takes it's toll - Please have exact change

Men exist because cats can't mow the lawn.
Women exist because sheep can't cook.
Neither of these things explain children.

Minds are like parachutes, They only function when open

My convictions are not for public display

My family is more dysfunctional than your family.

My Karma ran over my Dogma

My mind wandered - and never came back

My mind not only wanders - sometimes it leaves completely

My other car is a broom

My Parents taught me to fight for justice

Next time you feel perfect try walking on water

Nice front bumper you got there. Shame if something happened to it...

Nice little planet you've got here. Shame if something happened to it...

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent

No matter where you go, There you are

No - my powers can only be used for good

No, No, NO

"Normal" is a setting on my washing machine

"Not a morning person" does not even begin to describe it.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Objects in mirror may have flunked Driver Ed

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most

Oh sure, but what's the speed of dark?

Once you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.

Out of body, Back in five minutes

Pagan and Proud

Pagans make better lovers

Painfully aware

Perhaps you're diagonally parked in a parallel universe

Please don't honk - Driver may go postal if awakened

Practice safe sex - Go fuck yourself

Question Authority

Question Reality

Reality is for people who lack imagination

Reality is the anchovy on the pizza of life

Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you.

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich

Religions are just cults with more members

Religious groups should stay out of politics or be taxed

Rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated

Sanity is a state of mind... but the taxes are so high I had to move away.

Santa is jolly, because he knows where all the bad girls live

Sentence your child to an education

Sex on television can't hurt, unless you fall off

She who laughs lasts

Si hoc adfixumin obice legere potes, et liberaler educatus et nimim propinquus ades!
[translation: If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated, and much too close! (in Latin)]

Skyclad - The only way to fly

Smile - It's the second best thing you can do with your lips

So many men, so little reason to sleep with any of them

So many pedestrians, so little time

So you're a feminist - Isn't that cute?

Some days, it's not just worth gnawing through the straps!

"Some people say I'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one." ~John Lennon

Some things must be believed before they can be seen

Something wiccan this way comes

Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian

Stop repeat offenders - Don't re-elect them

Support capitol punishment - Flog a politician today

Support the right to keep and arm bears!

Sure you can trust the government - Just ask an Indian

Teach, don't preach

That's a face only a mother could love, and she's having trouble

The Celts used soap long before the Roman's started to

The "Christian Right" is NIETHER

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

The Goddess is alive, and magick is afoot

The Goddess loves you - Everyone else thinks you're a jerk

The Goddess loves you - Whether you believe in her or not!

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog

The more people I meet, the more I like my cat

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live

The old ways are alive

The older I get, the better I am

The only problem with Baptists is - they don't hold them under long enough

The problem isn't water, or waste, or space, or fuel. The problem is people!

The problem with the gene pool is - There's no lifeguard

The way to a man's heart is between the fourth and fifth ribs

The ways are many... The Light is one!

There is no freedom of religion without freedom from religion

There's too much blood in my caffine system

Therapy is expensive - Popping bubble wrap is cheap - You choose

They are not hot flashes - They are power surges

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." ~Benjamin Franklin, 1759

Things haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister

Those who can, teach. Those who cannot teach ARE RUNNING THE SCHOOLS.

To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.

To hell with the Baptists, I'm going to Disneyland

To Know- To Will- To Dare- To Keep Silent

Today's mighty oak, is just yesterday's nut

Trust in God, she will provide

Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.

Vegetarian- Primitive word for lousy hunter

Vegetarians do it with relish (but wear a condiment)

Vegetarians taste better

WASP- White Anglo-Saxon Pagan

We are everywhere

We are all here, because we're not all there

We've got enough youth, what we need is a fountain of smart

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

What's popular is not always right, what's right, is not always popular

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." ~S. Holmes

Where are all the good people?

Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket?

Where there's a whip, there's a way.

Where there's a will - I want to be in it

Where there's a witch - there's a way

Who are you to question why your god doesn't want me to believe in him?

Why am I the only one on the planet who knows how to drive?

Why suffer from insanity when you can revel in it?

Why take life so seriously? It isn't permanent

Wink - I'll do the rest

Witch Wagon - Tailgaters will be Toad

Witches are crafty people

Witches are spellbinding people

Witches do it in circles

Witches do it in the Moonlight

WORK as if you don't need the money.
LOVE as if you've never been hurt.
DANCE as if no one is watching.

Worry about your own damn family

Yes, I am a witch. Deal with it!

Yesterday was the last day for complaints

YOU - Off my planet!

You non-conformists are all alike

You'd be like this, too, if they dropped a house on your sister

Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot

Your silence will not protect you

Your village called - the idiot is missing

You're Pro-life? That's fine. Go get one and stay out of mine!

667, Neighbor of the Beast


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