David is a big mean ox
I once came home with a skunk in my pants
There once was a girl in the snow
Limericks
There once was a rose that could glow
Darkness could not shadow the light it'd show
It took my hand and taught me to stand
And now together we grow
I found him in a kitty litter box
I kicked him in the head and at me he said
I want to lick your dirty socks
He tickled me and made me dance
A man came to join and threw us a coin
If only he gave me a chance
Her dark life was filled with woe
But I gave her a smile and said stay awhile
And now I'll never let her go
I see myself in her eyes
And find no need for lies
Only truths spoken, hearts never broken
So long as my reflection never dies
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