Msn Names

• Is Your Dad A Terrorist Cos Baby YOU DA BOMB! :O
• *(*)god made coke, god made pepsi, god made U so damn sexy!
• *:P**GOD MADE BUTTER, GOD MADE CHEESE, GOD MADE ME 4 U TO PLZ**:P
• *Don't Call me Godess!, Don't call me a Queen, Call me the Sweetest angel u have ever seen!!!
• *im sweet as heaven, hott as hell, im the finest gal, as you can tell :)
• *I'm Hot Your Fine, I'll Be 6 You Be 9, U'll Be My Man I'll Be Your Hunny, U Be Playboy I'll Be Bunny
• *An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but if he's cute screw the fruit
• *im a bitch n i have class mess wit me n ill kick ur ass
• *(6)If YoUr NaUgHtY gO tO YoUr RoOm, If Ya WaNt To Be NaUgHtY cOmE To MiNe(6)
• 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence????? i think not!!!!
• Women are stupider than men, because we date them.
• Just cause your not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
• God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
• If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.
• ~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~
• I'm through wiv guys, they all tell lies, they break ur (L) n make u cry, luvin guyz is such a sin, hey check out that guy who just walked in!!!! ;)
• They say true love hides behind every corner....i must be walkin in circles
• FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!
• i'm not always right, i'm just never wrong!!!!
• *See my haylo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess wid mee* *I'll kick ure hiney*
• He broke my heart.......so i broke his jaw!
• Next time u think ur perfect try walking on water!
• He who laughs last..didn't get the joke
• I was gonna kill the sexiest person alive....then i realised suicide wasn't the answer!

• East to the Sea,West to the Lands,Death to the girl who Touches my Man!
• To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!
• *ONLY 10% of MEN go to HEAVEN, cuz if they ALL* *went it WOULD be HELL!*
• It's not that I'm antisocial, I just don't like you.
• i have PMT and a gun..any questions?
• Don't make me angry, im running out of places to hide the bodies!
• a million words won't bring u back, i no because i've tried, a million tears wont bring u back, i no because i've cried.
• Don't h8 me because i'm beautiful, h8 me because ur boyfriend thinks so 2!
• Don't argue with an idiot, they take u down 2 their level, and then beat u wiv experience!
• sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just 4 fun or getting paid, every1 (l)'s getting laid!
• Friends r like condoms, they protect us when things get hard
• Imagine life wiv out me.......Miserable huh??????
• Life is like a dick, when it gets hard.. FU*K it!
• ADIDAS = All Day I Dream About Sex!
• Let me sit on ur lap....and we can talk about the 1st thing that popz up!! ;)
• Like what u see?????? call 1800-you-wish!!!
• Curiosity killed the cat...but that damned monkey could get away wiv murder!
• I'm not a tease..I'm just a reminder of what u can't have!
• I was gonna tell u 2 go 2 hell but then i remembered that all dogs go 2 heaven!
• /heaven wont hav me and Hell is afraid thet i'll take over!
• Star Light Star bright where the heck is Mr Right?
• Mirrors can't talk and lucky4 u they can't laugh either!
• I have PMT, whats ur excuse??
• No i dont have a hearing problem...i'm ignoring u!

• good looking girls r hard 2 find....thats y u don't c me very often
• Don't do drugs...every1 no's alchohol lasts longer
• i'm an angel, im a goddess - i no u (L) me so don't be modest
• THE SEX INSTRUCTOR: 1st lesson 4 free!!!
• If a guy ever tells u 2 suck it...tell him that u choke on small things!
• i never said it was ur fault... i just sed i was blaming u!
• i wanna be barbie....that b*tch has everything!
• ur jealousy is my energy.....ever wonder y i'm so hyper??
• doggy style, bread and butter, up a tree or in a gutter just fun or getting paid evry1 (L)'s getting laid
• Don't flatter urself, i was looking at ur friend
• I (L) ladz yes i do, they're 4 me and not 4 u, and if by chance u take my place, ill take my fist and smash ur face!
• laugh and the world laughs wiv u.....cry and the world laughs harder!
• whoever says nothings impossible, should try slamming a revolving door!
• COFFEE, CHOCOLATE< BOYS: somethings r better off rich!
• God made rivers, God made lakes, God made u...but hey...we all make mistakes!!!! ;)
• 3 words 2 ruin a guys ego......is it in???
• 2 words guys h8...DON'T and STOP...unless u put them 2getha!!!
• last night i was lying in my bed looking up at the (*)'s and then i realised...where the fu*k is my ceiling???