Schtolteheim Reinbach III
Name: Tyler Bacon
Age: 16
Job on Site: Webmaster(I'm making this site.. ph33r me and bow before my ultimate power.)
Symbol on the Site:
A little about/history: I am not human. I live in my parent's house under a large laser security system that zaps basically anything that moves. I am stuck in my computer chair for all eternity. I am feed though a hole in the wall via Floating Food Technologies. They have permitted hand movements for keyboarding, and head movements for.. looking purposes. I believe this is the best thing for me, but sometimes I would wish I could have some fun. Once I tried breaking out; this resulted in the death of my beloved pet, Poofy the Baby Turtle. I was furious.. I then assulted the laser battery on my left, destroying it before it could fire. I was then zapped by the right laser. It nearly killed me, but I was helped by the medic-on-the-scene. o_o
What the fuck was that all about? Haha, that was me as my former self. I am now a human, usually a normal guy, happy go lucky, funny, and all-computer-powerful. My parents try their best to get the computer away from me.. HA. I can be a wierd one, as you can probably see from my picture. =) And I think that's about it. Oh, and here is a voice sample of me.. lmao.
I like turtles. I love them. I am going to litter my page with them. Be prepared.. XD Me being a dork
This is Scarlet Killingsworth's version of me.. I'm so proud! *tear* =)
This is my army.. well, 4 volunteer soliders, at least.
