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Helooooooooo! This is Lyssi/Lizzie/ketchup talking, look aroungd my homepage and let me know what you like and plzzzzz enjoy. Once upon a time there was a young girl named Lizzie. Lizzie was 14 years old and lived in Peterborough, cambridgeshire. While walking home from school one day, a purple kangaroo jumped out from behind a tree and tackled Lizzie to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Lizzie realized that the purple kangaroo was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Lizzie decided to keep the purple kangaroo as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet purple kangaroo ''Alex.'' When Lizzie and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Lizzie's mother, Jean. And boy was she surprised to see a purple kangaroo following Lizzie into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Jean. ''It's a purple kangaroo,'' answered Lizzie. ''Dah, I can see that, Lizzie, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Jean. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Lizzie. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Jean. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates purple kangaroos. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Lizzie grabbed Alex by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Lizzie and Alex played and played, that is until Lizzie's favorite television show, ''eastenders,'' started. At that point Lizzie forgot all about Alex having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''eastenders,'' when Lizzie was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''Oh my god!! Lizzie! Get your butt in the the living room...NOW!!'' With that Lizzie rushed into the the living room to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the the living room, there stood her father, David, pointing toward the Chair. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as Lizzie followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Chair, was the biggest pile of kangaroo doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said David. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Lizzie knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Alex for a pet. So without hesitation, Lizzie set out to find where Alex was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Lizzie discovered Alex crouched beneath the table that Lizzie did her Gareth Gates loving on. ''Come on, Alex, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Chair!'' scolded Lizzie. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet kangaroo!! And with that Lizzie led Alex out of the house and down to the local Toys R Us. They had a pet section and Lizzie knew the owner would find Alex a good home. So after saying good-bye to Alex, and thanking the owner of Toys R Us, Lizzie walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Dr. peppers. But Lizzie's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Lizzie suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.

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