I was walking to school, and i saw two guys named fred and frank in marijuana suits. They were about to start a riot because jerry springer was cancelled. I got scared and ran through the park, but when i was running, i ran into a fat man. I said excuse me, but when he turned around, it was a gay sumo wrestler feeding pidgeons. I didnt have time to deal with him, do i sicked my Ninja monkeys on him. On my way to skool, my town was having a parade for a religion called Jewthiesm. I asked an old man named Smity what it was, and he said that is was a bunch of jews that dont beleive in god, just in bird seed and twinkies. So i kicked him, took his money, and took a bus to school. In Austin Powers crashed through the window. They grabbed Mr. Ginsburg and tried to pull his hair off. It didnt work, so he apologized and ran after mr. canfeild. Later, in the assembly, we got to watch a cow breakdancing competition. And then we got to watch a tag-team wrestling match with bigfoot and santa against mr. canfeild and mr. hankey. I put $20 on santa, and he lost, so now a big man named smitywerbenyagermanjensen is looking for me, and he scares me....and then he got me thinkin....
1. How come you cant get a steak dinner at McDonalds?
2. How come they dont let kids drive?
3. Why are cows so funny?
4. Why does cheese taste so good?
5. Why do they even make us take math class?
6. How come the losers all seem to have boyfriends?
7. How come the words pumpernickle, rumplesnitz, cheese, and llama are so funny?
8. How come Mr. Ginsburg hasn't died yet?
9. Why doesn't Harry Potter make a move on Hermione Granger?
10. Is it wrong to go out in public in a cow suit?
11. Why is it politically wrong to say @#$%*#&%^? thats right...i said @*&$(!@#?!...deal with it!!
12. How come Iraq just HAS to be the #1 place to get oil?
13. Why cant we move the people of Iraq to somewhere like Alaska, and blow it up? Its not like we even USE Alaska!!
14. I think that the news people know all of the news thats gonna happen the whole day, and they just make you wait to hear it.
15. I think that the day of 9/11, the guy who's turn it was to predict the news was out sick.
16. Has anyone ever wondered how much weed scooby-doo and his friends smoke?
17. La la la la la la la.........
18. How come we cant run our own country...its not like there's not enough room, We could use Alaska!! (i guess thats one use for alaska)
19. The only way to get out of jail is to work at dunkin donuts.
20. Why do they call the mutants x-men? thats politically incorrect. There are some girl mutants (like Kayla Cancilla for example)
21. They should call it the A.O.S.M.T.P (Alliance Of Stupid Mutant Thingy Peoples)
22. My goal is to make a dictionary entry on shizzle.
23. If we were meant to be vegetarians, they wouldn't have invented BBQ sauce.
24. Is Earth a reality TV show?
25. Who invented the yo' mama jokes?
26. Is there a Nobel Prize for sleeping
27. The stupidest thing to fight a war about is religion. All your doing is fighting to see who has the better imaginary freind.
28. Why wont coke just burn down the pepsi factory so its not so hard to choose what cola tastes better?
29. Whoever invented gravity sucks.
30. I dont know why i was thinking bout this....my mind works in STRANGE ways :)
my life is dull
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translation
The penguins ran all over town. They shot the zookeeper and busted the other penguins free. The penguins decided to steal a bus. After stealing the bus, the penguins decided to go back to their igloos and have a big party. Oh those cute penguins. Oh penguins, funny penguins. Penguins penguins penguins.
