Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's "willy" is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, So when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed. One who pulls out my chair & opens my door, massages my back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows just what to say when I ask. "How big is my behind? One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the shower, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempts to screw my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the Shit Head you sent me instead!!! Amen
WHY IM CALLED A BITCH
