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Harry Potter Quotes

"You mean that THING has a name?!?!" -Ron Weasley

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Brand New Quotes from Order of the Phoenix

"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.
(Uncle Vernon and Harry, OOTP, pg. 6)
"We’re not stupid, you know," said Uncle Vernon.
"Well, that’s news to me," said Harry, his temper rising.
(Uncle Vernon and Harry, OOTP, pg. 6)
"Nevertheless, it was quite galling to be toldnot to be rash by a man who had served twelve years in the wizard prison, Azkaban, escaped, attempted to commit the murder he had been convicted for in the first place, then gone on the run with a stolen hippogriff…"
(Harry’s thoughts, OOTP, pg. 9)
"How long have you been ‘Big D’ then?" said Harry.
"Shut it," snarled Dudley, turning away again.
"Cool name," said Harry, grinning and falling into step beside his cousin. "But you’ll always be Ickle Diddykins to me."
"I said SHUT IT!" said Dudley, whose ham-like hands had curled into fists.
"Don’t the boys know that’s what your mum calls you?"
"Shut your face."
"You don’t tell her to shut her face. What about ‘popkin’ and ‘Dinky Diddydums,’ can I use them then?"
(Harry and Dudley, OOTP, pg. 13)
"This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this."
(Harry, OOTP, pg. 14)
"And this is Nymphadora—"
"Don’t call me Nymphadora, Remus," said the young witch with a shudder. "It’s Tonks."
"—Nymphadora Tonks, who prefers to beknown by her surname only," finished Lupin.
"So would you if your fool of a mother had called you ‘Nymphadora’," muttered Tonks.
(Remus and Tonks, OOTP, pg. 49)
"Hello, Harry," said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones."
"You don’t want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, also beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn’t hear you."
(George and Fred, OOTP, pg. 68)
"Well, as everyone thinks I’m a mad mass murderer and the Ministry’s put a ten-thousand-Galleon price on my head, I can hardly stroll up the street and start handing out leaflets, can I?" said Sirius restlessly.
"And I’m not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community," said Lupin. "It’s an occupational hazard of being a werewolf."
(Sirius and Lupin, OOTP, pg. 94)
"Simply fabulous," he whispered, indicating the automatic ticket machines. "Wonderfully ingenious."
"They’re out of order," said Harry, pointing at the sign.
"Yes, but even so…" said Mr. Weasley, beaming fondly at them.
(Mr. Weasley and Harry, OOTP, pg. 124)
"Yes, we are," said Mr. Weasley, "those are enchanted windows; Magical Maintenance decide what weather we’re getting every day. We had two months of hurricanes last time they were angling for a pay raise…"
(Mr. Weasley, OOTP, pg. 131)
"I don’t believe it! I don’t believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That’s everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.
(Mrs. Weasley and George, OOTP, pg. 163)
"Manners, Potter, or I’ll have to give you a detention," drawled Malfoy, whose sleek blond hair and pointed chin were just like his father’s. "You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments."
"Yeah, said Harry, "but you, unlike me, are a git, so leave us alone."
(Draco and Harry, OOTP, pg. 194)
"You—wait," he panted, staring up at James with an expression of the purest loathing. "You—wait…"
"Wait for what?" said Sirius coolly. "What’re you going to do Snivelly, wipe your nose on us?"
(Snape and Sirius, OOTP, pg. 646)
"James whirled about; a second flash of light later, Snape was hanging upside down in the air, his robes falling over his head to reveal skinny, pallid legs and a pair of graying underpants."
(From the Penseive, OOTP, pg. 647)
"Ron, we’re supposed to show the first years where to go!"
"Oh yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey—hey you lot! Midgets!"
"Ron!"
"Well, they are, they’re titchy…"
"I know, but you can’t call them midgets…"
(Ron and Hermione, OOTP, pg. 215)
"Kenneth Towler came out in boils, d’you remember?" said Fred reminiscently.
"That’s ‘cause you put Bulbadox Powder in his pajamas," said George.
"Oh yeah," said Fred, grinning. "I’d forgotten…Hard to keep track sometimes, isn’t it?"
(Fred and George, OOTP, pg. 226)
"I never remember my dreams," said Ron. "You say one."
"You must remember one of them," said Harry impatiently.
"Well, I hade one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What d’you reckon that means?"
"Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry.
(Ron and Harry in Divination, OOTP, pg. 238)
"The hats have gone. Seems the house-elves do want freedom after all."
"I wouldn’t bet on it," Ron told her cuttingly. "They might not count as clothes. They didn’t look anything like hats to me, more like woolly bladders."
(Hermione and Ron, OOTP, pg. 256)
"Would you like to us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko’s bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we’re not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.
(George and Fred speaking to Zacharais Smith, OOTP, pg. 343)
"We could try the Fever Fudge," George muttered, "no one’s seen that yet—"
"Does it work?" inquired Ron hopefully, as the hammering on the room intensified and wind howled around the building.
"Well, yeah," said Fred, "your temperature’ll go right up—"
"—but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven’t worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can’t see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn’t," said Fred darkly, "they’re not in a place we generally display to the public—"
"—but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the—"
George, Ron, and Fred, OOTP, pg. 378-9)
"Because Cho spends half her time crying these days," said Hermione vaguely. "She does it at mealtimes, in the loos, all over the place."
"You’d think a bit of kissing would cheer her up," said Ron grinning.
"Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, dipping the point of her quill into her ink pot, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."
(Hermione and Ron, OOTP, pg. 458-459)
"One person can’t feel all that at once, they’d explode."
"Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have," said Hermione nastily.
(Ron and Hermione after Hermione explains what Cho is feeling, OOTP, pg. 459)
"That’s what they should teach us here," he thought, turning over onto his side, "how girls’ brains work…it’d be more useful than Divination anyway…"
(Harry, OOTP, pg. 462)
"Doctors?" said Ron, looking startled. "Those Muggle nutters that cut people up? Nah, they’re Healers."
(Ron telling the truth about doctors, OOTP, pg. 484)
"You know," said Phineas Nigellus, even more loudly than Harry, "this is precisely why I loathed being a teacher! Young people are so infernally convinced that they are absolutely right about everything…"
(Phineas Nigellus, OOTP, pg. 495-6)
"Then you will find yourself easy prey for the Dark Lord!" said Snape savagely. "Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked easily—weak people, in other words—they stand no chance against his power! He will penetrate you mind with absurd ease, Potter!"
(Snape, OOTP, pg. 536)
"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean ‘no.’ So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans—"
(Professor McGonagall, OOTP, pg. 616)
"Thank you so much, Professor!" said Professor Flitwick in his squeaky little voice. "I couldn have got rid of the sparklers myself, of course, but I wasn’t sure I had the authority…"
(Professor Flitwick, OOTP, pg. 634)
"Now you mention it," said Hermione happily, "d’you know… I think I’m feeling a bit…rebellious."
(Hermione, OOTP, pg. 634)
"Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as the emerged into the entrance hall.
"Loved it," said Lupin briskly. " ‘Give five signs that identify the werewolf.’ Excellent question."
"D’you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crows thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He’s sitting on my chair. Two: He’s wearing my clothes. Three: His name’s Remus Lupin…"
(Sirius, James, and Remus in the Penseive, OOTP, pg. 643)
"I’m terrible sorry to have to contradict you, Minnerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me—"
"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. "He has achieved high marks in Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."
(Umbridge and McGonagall, OOTP, pg. 664)
"Potter," she said in ringing tones, "I will assist you to become an Auror if it is the last thing I do! If I have to coach you nightly I will make sure achieve the required results!"
(McGonagall, OOTP, pg. 665)
"Give her hell from us, Peeves."
(Fred and George, OOTP, pg. 675)
"But some part of him realized, even as he fought to break free from Lupin, that Sirius had never kept him waiting before… Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him… If Sirius was not reappearing out of that archway when Harry was yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the only possible explanation was that he could not come back…That he really was…"
(OOTP, pg. 808)

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Dumbledore (I think he forgot that I'm perfect!)
"Voldemort is my past, present and future..." -Tom Riddle (oh baby! I'll take Voldie's place!)
"It is our choices Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -Dumbledore (What an inspiring old man!)
"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
The hero who conquered the dark lord." -Ginny Weasley (Can we say pathetic??)
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." -Sirius Black (You said it my man!)
"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world." -Ron (Quite the character our little Ron.)
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." -Harry (Convicts can come in handy, I would know...)
"Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that a git like that ever became a professor."
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape a good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." -The Marauders (all I have to say is: hahahaha!)
"You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky...that's what you want, isn't it?" -Harry to Ron (Now now boys, settle down!)
"They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry." -George Weasley (Good idea George!)
"Harry- this is a Pocket Sneakoscope. If there's someone untrustworthy around, it's supposed to light up and sping. Bill says it's rubbish sold for wizard tourists and isn't reliable, because it kept lighting up at dinner last night. But he didn't realize Fred and George had put beetles in his soup." -Ron Weasley (Those twins... man, how sneaky can they be?!?)
"The Dementors send their love, Potter!" -Draco Malfoy in PoA (Bad Draco! Can't you here him spitting the 'P' in 'Potter" like he does in the movies?)
"I couln' leave Buckbeak tied up out there in the snow! All on his own! At Christmas." -Hagrid (And the animal obsession continues.)
". . . one does not parade the fact that one is All-Knowing. I frequently act as though I am not possessed of the Inner Eye, so as not to make others nervous."
"That explains a great deal."
"If you must know, Minerva, I have seen that poor Professor Lupin will not be with us for very long. He seems aware, himself, that his time his short. He positively fled when I offered to crystal gaze for him."
"Imagine that." -Professor Trelawney and McGonagall (I'd run too if I saw that nutter coming!)
"If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us too!" -Ron Weasley to Sirius Black (aww... what a pal!)
"Wonder what they'll give us next year?"
"Maybe a vampire." -Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas in PoA (I'm wondering myself who we'll get in the 5th year!)
"Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, Once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-" -The twins (poor poor Percy. hehe)
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
"Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself." -Harry and the twins (anything Oliver does seems perfect to me!)
One of them was a very old wizard who was wearing a long flowery nightgown. The other was clearly a Ministry wizard; he was holding out a pair of pinstriped trousers and almost crying with exasperation.
"Just put them on, Archie, there's a good chap. You can't walk around like that, the Muggle at the gate's already getting suspicious--"
"I bought this in a Muggle shop," said the old wizard stubbornly. "Muggles wear them."
"Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these," said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers.
"I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks." - Two wizards at the Quidditch Championship (those wacky wizards!)