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Hear is a page of Quotes i have collected . I love them they are so much fun and you can find so many creative ways to use them in a conversation. I use them all the time and thought you might enjoy them to, so i have put only the best, and my favourite ones on this page. Oh and if you have a Quote which i dont already have then please email me at camille3525@hotmail.com I would be glad to put them on my site. I hope you enjoy them- have fun! Some days your the dog and some days your the hydrant

Beauty is only skin deep, but it can be usefull if you are poor or have no sence

I respect your opinion, I just dont want to hear it.

Lead me- but not into temptation cause I can find it myself.

Hard work pays of in the future, Laziness pays off now

I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an idiot

Learn from your parents mistakes- use birth control.

Wait I just remembered something, your boring and my legs work.

A wise person never plays leapfrog with a unicorn

Computer literacy? You mean my computer is supposed to read.

A synonym is a word used when you can't spell the other one.

Everything is funny, as long as its happening to someone else.

Advice is probley the only free thing which people won't take.

Everyone is stupid, only in different subjects

My job is secure- No one wants it!

I am in shape- round is a shape.

Don't take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.

I just thought of something funny............................ You!

If you think you are funny you are, If you think you are wise than you obiously aren't.

Have a nice day.....................I just wont support you

Question life before it questins you.

People who drink to drown sorrow should know that sorrow swims.

I don't suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it.

A day without sunshine is like night

people who never get carried away should be.

I'm not always right, but i'm never wronge.

The best way to get onto your feet is to get off your ass.

Gods last name is not Damnit!

I feel Drain Bramaged

You have the right to remain silent , so put that right to use!

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