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07/26/05 Important Update!!

I have a new article, but I highly recomend that you read this first.I really do recomend it too. Its a little something I thought you all should know.

Heres the article if you want it:
Cafe Work and Idiots

Back!!

New Article:Interview - Interview With Acidfire. It is located Here

Hey fan(s). I'm back. Fancy that. I am so out of ideas for articles, but I am hurriedly working on that. Now what I'm about to say is not my attempt at fishing for compliments in any way. Trust me on this. Heres the deal: To be honest, I don't know if this website is even worth my time. Or anyones for that matter. So hes what I am calling all HC fans to do. Drop me an e-mail at my e-mail below:

thehacker@hackercleo.tk

And let me know if you want me to continue the site, and if its something you frequently read. Also feel more than free to drop in suggestions and comments. It will help with the creation of the site. I'm not asking for 500 e-mails all entitled "Yu Roxx0r dude!!", and containing paragraphs on why I rock so much. I only ask for helpful advice/suggestions/winings and a tally. Cause to be honest...if no one is even reading this, then the point is defeated. If I only have one fan in Singapore...then chances are , after all this time, I should quit the site, and devote my time to other things. Thanks again, and be cool and don't peace out. In fact, be sure to cut down trees at random and turn endangered animals in to hats.
-HC

Update!!
I finally got my guestbook back up (thank god) and its working fine. I also was able to get a banner to a pretty awesome game. I recomend that you download the client and the free 14 day trial, if you're in to those kind of things.

I'm also in the process of repairing some pages that got scrambled/erased for SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON. We'll see how that turns out. In the mean time, I'm going to put up my online journal that came with the webshell so that there is SOMETHING to read when I don't have an article up.

Later Sods,
Alias Hacker Cleo

New Article!!
Welcome me back people. I have a new article for you in Features, or you can see it here

NEW ARTICLE!! 04/27/05
There is a new article in Features called "Dave Courtney". Check it out. Or go here

UPDATE!! 4/17/05

I finally wrote a review of something. I usually dont write on things I like because people think that I am some kind of cranky british nerd who just writes unintelligible crap about anything I dont remotely like. Yeah, well thats just garbage sister.Here it is. Myst

NEW UPDATE!!

Oh man , you gotta see this. One of my good chums made this and its awesome. Once you see it , you will agree. Its right Here

Looks like Acid wrote a junky stream of consciousness article.

UPDATE FROM A WHILE AGO!!! Here are some new articles I did to make up for the long hours of there being no me on the net:
All I have to say
Late Night TV
Bad Comedy
THE SITE IS UP!! To mention Acid Fire , because he was the one who did it. Go to his webpage Here

 
02/19/05 NEW UPDATE!!
Renoli , holy Canoli. What's up fans. Just for the sake of time and interest and those little red spots that show up on my car, I'm going to just say "Don't count on the site coming back up to its regular form......AT ALL!". I'm only saying that so that you will just go "Oh crapdammit! His site will never come, oh what's the use?" and then when the site really DOES get fixed then you wont be pissed off from waiting. Its a psychological tactic.

Check out these two links for the sake of checking them out:
Nikolaus Bartunek Music

And here's another bit of information. Don't buy Uggs. Please. They are ugly and deplete the squirrel population. Plus they cost about as much as having a mole removed for each pair you buy. Think of it. For every pair of Uggs you buy , a homeless man could be less bumpy and possibly less cancerous. P.S. even though he has prostituted his comedy for the sake of laughs, Check out the Will Farrell: Best of Saturday Night Live DVD.

 

 NEW UPDATE: Just for you, here's an article I wrote so that you would have something to read in the time of my website being down. Here it is right here yo!

I give three cheers for Firefox which just kicked internet explorer in the crotch. Internet explorer will now never be able to have kids thanks to the cleat infested shoe of Firefox. I recommend you download. Especially if Internet Explorer is still poncing about on your computer and slapping you in the face with a velvet glove like some kind of fruity nobilic goblin faced sod.

In other news Michael Jackson got away with child molestation yet again. Of course it hasn't been the first time. Pause for a second. Think about it. Why would a pale faced lizard man who is FULL GROWN have a CHILD theme park in his back yard, host CHILD sleep overs in his house , and have a secret passage running from his room to the room where the child(ren) are sleeping????!?!!? Because he's a sick pervert that's why. I ask that you ban all products/songs/words put out by our sly friend M.J.

Now a report from Field Marshall John Johnson Smith , the general in charge of operations in Iraq.

F.M.:Yep , were handling things pretty well here , the elections are on and as always , there is utter peace in the city of..(sound of explosions and women screaming)
 

REPORTER: Oh dammit , dammit , My legs off...

This site will soon be up.

Alias Hacker Cleo

 

 

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